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[Sheepstealer apologist @eliseplease]

it’s always “you’re such a bitch” but never “and it makes me fall deeply in love with you each day” on here isn’t it

[shelb @shelbuff]

@webb_patricia They are $7.50 at my local grocery store 🙃

[nftguyy @NFTGUYY]

I’m ngl I’ve not felt fly like a g6 in a while

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

i drink liquor fast cause i wanna get straight to the point, drunk

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

it feels like i need something from tjmaxx and idk what it is but i'll figure it out when i get there

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[meep @mummabryan]

Yes I’m shaming. Wanting a less common name is cool but naming your child Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones is borderline abuse.

[shelb @shelbuff]

Lol at the fact my apartment is trying to raise rent when someone just got stabbed to death a block away

[ｘ𖤐 @xorrupts]

the fact that i exist irritates me at least once a day

[ka•oir @kourtneykaoir]

If you calling to tell me anything negative I’m busy
If it’s draining. I’m busy
If it’s not making me any money. I’m busy

[Carolina Cowboy 🤠 @blendz_marley]

Nobody:

My bedroom fan that’s been running on high nonstop for 3 years :

[chels @chelschelsss14]

Lying about small stuff is very weird

[lil nicole @lilnicole66]

hannah baker weak as fuck i get 20 new reasons every day and i still keep it pushing