✧pridge✧

whatever forever

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

What many ppl don’t understand is trying to have a “nice day” costs $120

[✧pridge✧ @shelbypridgeon]

happy 11th anniversary to the worst sunburn I have ever had

[🏳️‍⚧️ robin ☀︎ @jolt4teon]

this is my fav thing I’ve seen anyone say abt the eras tour actually

[✧pridge✧ @shelbypridgeon]

nothing boosts my ego quite like the mirrors in the target fitting rooms

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

dating actually makes me feel insane like I do not WANT to get drinks and ask how many siblings you have I WANT to be CHERISHED

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

happy valentines / american whore

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

ok one more, kanye a little bitty little bitch

[kirst 🧚🏻‍♀️ @munasohot]

everyone get out of line i just found out taylor swift has killed people

[the last great aMEGican dynasty @hologramswift]

I’m honestly surprised it took 9 albums for taylor swift to start singing explicitly about murdering men

[☽☉☾ @solelunastro]

me to me: i really shouldn’t let this get to me

my aries moon:

[litquidity @litcapital]

She’s a 9.1 but she’s inflation

[✧pridge✧ @shelbypridgeon]

spotify just told me my top genre this year was emo and I think that’s my 13th reason

[✧pridge✧ @shelbypridgeon]

never in my life did I ever think the phrase “did dog find brian” would a totally reasonable google search but here we are anyways

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times

[✧pridge✧ @shelbypridgeon]

@legallyines I feel so seen omggggg

[✧pridge✧ @shelbypridgeon]

wait is this actually real lmao wtf? but seriously go vote

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

this can’t be the same brain I used to solve differential equations

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

mike’s hard????? good for him