shelby

it’s just jokes, be fr | mentally ill & on the pill 🫡💊|

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

thinking abt how im part of the 4% of the population that saw the bathtub scene before they removed it

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[c ✨ @marxiners]

seattle steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, weed too strong

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY

THE KNICKS PULLED OFF THE IMPOSSIBLE

MADNESS

🍿🍿🍿🍿

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

my dad got a hospital bill last month.

went in for chest pain. stayed 2 nights. nothing serious.

the bill was $34,000.

insurance covered $21,000

we owe $13,000.

he's 67 retired on a fixed income.

i went back and looked it up.

the hospital reported $2.1 billion in revenue last year.

$2.1 billion and they're billing a 67 year old retired man $13,000 for 2 nights.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this:

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[miia @miiagarro]

“i’m in your city”

uhhh have fun??

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

POV: me thinking about that one shirt i haven't seen in a while

[alli @sonofalli]

when i’m forced to make a phone call

[abeni💞 @ABENIBABYYY]

JANICEEEEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP

[shelby @shelbywilderr]

same exact day my mama was born 🎂

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

“lemme tell you all about the time drake dropped 3 albums in a day”