Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN

perinatal RN-C, bottle baby feline foster queen, adjunct faculty, recluse, motherhood survivor, triple vaxxed, BLM, Covid vaccinator.

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@innerhousewife Girrrrrrl, SAME!!!

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

Appt with a highly recommended neuro psych. I was eagerly waiting for this consult. The Barbie and the framed statement were positioned to be the first things a pt saw.

Thoughts, #MedTwitter?

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

I tried to make an important thread; tweets that I felt were worthy of sharing. Some of them are threads of 2-3 that are in order. The rest of the tweets are random and completely out of order.

Today I feel every god damn day of my Gen X self.

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@DuchessSexpert Coming from you that is an incredible compliment. I will show this to her tomorrow because she had a terrible terrible no good very bad day today and my heart is broken for her so this will cheer her up. And I thank you for this. 🖤🖤

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@DuchessSexpert So TWINSIES. 😊 The BEST part is that our perfect little baby bitch is like me in all the bestest ways. 😈 I absolutely adore her. She is loving and kind and just the best of all of us. I wish that for you; it’s the Cherry on life’s sundae. 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@Siennafrst @CentristRn Omg she’s PERFECT. I love the ugly ones. And the cute ones. And the weird ones. 🖤

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@MrsPA_C Because your titties exploded or….? Also yes you can get it back if you desire. 🖤

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@DrGoodknight I’m sorry. There’s not much worse than feeling constant physical misery. 🖤🖤

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@DuchessSexpert My daughter is Ashley Rhiannon because my husband wouldn’t acquiesce to Rhiannon first. I wanted something Irish AS FUCK. 🤣 That was a non starter for him. 🖤🖤

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@realQrampage You can’t make it stop. You have to ride the waves. It’s not fair and it just plain sucks. I’m sorry.

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@chocobogf Again, no excuses and the onus isn’t on you. But as accepting as I promise to be for my precious kids, I know I will mourn a mindset I’ve had since they were born. That’s on me, not them(or you). I’m hoping my words make forgiveness easier for you. Your courage is unimaginable💜

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@chocobogf I’m sorry this happened to you because you need and deserve better. I am a parent; I think about this often so I can be the best parent possible if a child trusts me with intimate info. No excuses here; is it possible your parents are grieving in an unsophisticated way?

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@squirebrocoRN Stop living on the edge. The fucking Twatter wouldn’t be the same without you. You know the answer here. 🖤🖤

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@AfibWithRiver No guilt. Apply your own oxygen mask first. I hope you feel better soon and that you aren’t experiencing the fucking rona. Take care!!!

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@lscain3834 @DrLongissimus I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! 🤣🖤

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@TransNursing So this is out there, but have you tried the GERD cocktail?

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@lscain3834 @DrLongissimus This made me snort laugh which was sorely needed tonight. Bravo!!

[Shelley McDonald RNC-OB, C-EFM, BSN @shelcatRN]

@innerhousewife Good ones ?