Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes

TAMU 95’ | Former ΣΧ president | Crypto whale | Blow connoisseur | Fat woman hater

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

Not quite sure how to respond to this #expand #LANK

[Dirty Xan Jackson @XanJackson47]

If you say so Apple Maps

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@ChadtheDad0 DEI bid no doubt about it

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@albertcocaine Albert,

Not to worry I’ve already contacted IFC, hopefully this chapter of queers is reprimanded.

Best
The Rig

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@billywaterlime Jaboo,

I had a similar experience this morning. Watched a family get gunned down in front of a church. One hell of a way to start the day.

Best,
The Rig

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

After further review of my discovery yesterday, I’ve decided that I can’t sit back and watch a dumpster fire of a fraternity like alpha sig misappropriate philanthropy funds. With that being said, I’ve decided to contact IFC and the university. #MaryKateCornett #shrink

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

Glad to see the drones over at alpha sig are putting their philanthropy money to a good cause. #thouse #shrink #MaryKateCornett

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@ToenailVance If there was a dislike feature I would be using it right now

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

Glad to see the drones over at alpha sig are putting their philanthropy money to a good cause. #thouse #shrink #MaryKateCornett

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@DwayneBiggums Dwayne,

Lovely fridge was interested if you are entertaining offers on that bad boy.

Best,
The Rig

[Myers Park Fraternity Consultant @retarddouche]

“Sir, they hit the second tower” #lilylang #MaryKate

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

Eeine meeine miney mo which hog weighs the most #shrink

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@Benj_Msu I went to school with a hog that looked like this we called her “the boulder”

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

Don’t let the rig get hot this fine Monday evening #LANK

[Keith Qualude @KofeeBen]

Just trying to relax and watch some Sunday ball and they roll out this commercial. The hog is itching for the seventh inning stretch. #LANK

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@Juice_Simpson_ Have yourself a night Jeffery

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@GorebelsMeyers You get those shoes from 5 below?

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@JeffJones22 What a piss poor setup

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@LibsHateUs Little niglet had it coming #LANK

[Sheldon “The Rig” Stokes @SheldonsDen48]

@FredMacdonaldII Couldn’t afford a bigger bag?