sheila westlake

insane humourous and loves Jesus with passion

[Sohail Shah @KingOfSunshine]

Funny time to be launching the new season of Masked Singer.
Clearly, it’s Tom Cruise.
#ClosingCeremony #Olympics

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Having a Prime Minister who actually spends time here is really cramping my style...

[sheila westlake @shelgha]

So what is the golden tinsel man all about? I look like that when I fall into the Christmas decorations box. #Olympics2024Paris #ClosingCeremony

[Kieran McGuire @KieranMcGuire]

Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lid, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, and all other stores that have self checkout.

You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now.

The lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping
everyone.

I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already

🛒 filled my cart
🛒 emptied my cart
🛒 scanned the items
🛒refilled my cart

and so I just skipped the exit line and left.

I heard her saying "umm - Excuse me " as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.

I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.

• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's vour problem not mine.

• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.

YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.

YOU DON'T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.

Signed ....All of us

These are jobs that are needed to have for young and old

[sheila westlake @shelgha]

My car congratulated me on better use of my indicators tonight. Feeling a bit insulted #toyota #thanks

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Suella Braverman calls last year's record net migration figures of 745,000 'a slap in the face to the British public' – yes, it's clearly the fault of whichever incompetent idiot was Home Secretary at the time...

[sheila westlake @shelgha]

Not convinced this is a disabled driver parked in the bay. #disabled #parkingbay #argos

[sheila westlake @shelgha]

Sticking my tongue out at the world. #dog #poppy

[sheila westlake @shelgha]

Beautiful evening walk. Restores the soul #Walking #nature #soul

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

So, 25 is too young to represent a constituency by being voted in, but 29 is fine to be gifted the power to make laws for life, without ever winning a vote - right @JohnnyMercerUK ?

[Carl Beech @newnazarite]

A friend posted this and I thought it was quite thought provoking.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If the horridness of the last few days is to have any salvation it should be to teach us that jumping to conclusions without knowing the facts is a dangerous thing and that deciding someone is guilty of hideous things, because a questionable source suggests they are is unwise.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Live scenes as Moscow attempts to locate Yevgeny Prigozhin:

[Veganuary @veganuary]

Progress! 👏 Iceland has suspended its annual whale hunt after a government report found the hunt does not comply with Iceland’s Animal Welfare Act.

Comment with 🐋 if you want to see a full whaling ban!

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Whilst working as a government advisor, I came up with a policy of using therapists as dentists”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Reasons to go to the garden centre:

1. Look at hot tubs
2. Eat fry up
3. Stare at huge barbecues
4. Play with tools
5. Observe lawnmowers
6. Admire fish
7. Marvel at big sheds
8. Try swing chair
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.
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97. Plants

[Llŷr Derwydd 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @LlyrDerwydd]

Anyone fancy telling me the best way to respond to this camper?? 😂

#wildcamping #wales

[sheila westlake @shelgha]

@izziebalmer1 Glastonbury Twanger

[Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall @HughFW]

Yes, the brilliant people of Exeter were 100% clear that the ghastly Rwanda deportation plan has no place in our society. Leaves @RishiSunak short on his 5 pledges. How about replacing it with some real leadership on climate?
@grantshapps @SuellaBraverman @ChiefExecCCC

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Know your worth 🫶