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Bill Gluckman: Down with the Pimps and Hoes

[Sav @shelitesav]

@TomZohar No he looks like colonel sanders

[Sav @shelitesav]

@Tuh_Kay_Duh I finally found the perfect place to hang my painting and I just wanted to say thank you for sharing your gift w the world. I absolutely love this painting

[Sav @shelitesav]

@duolingo I just hit my 2 year streak and didn’t get confetti or anything….. what’s up w that

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[Gail Finney @RepFinney]

Vote NO! Aug. 2nd. To changing the KS Constitution. A yes vote will give the KS Legislature total authority to ban all abortions.

[Sav @shelitesav]

Drake should have said “honestly, nevermind” before putting that record out

[Sav @shelitesav]

We should heckle these people everywhere they go. They’re making us miserable so we should do the same.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Someone heckled Ted Cruz while he was eating at a restaurant last night

“19 children died! That’s on your hands! Ted Cruz, that’s on your hands!”

[Sav @shelitesav]

Endos are literally the most savage drs out there

[Sav @shelitesav]

“You having a good day?”

“Uh no, a bunch of men are deciding what rights I have regarding my body”

[Sav @shelitesav]

@elonmusk Suck my ass

[Sav @shelitesav]

Jada is the kind of person that would continue to go to the Oscars and leave Will at home

[Sav @shelitesav]

I feel like people who say Disney world is the happiest place on earth have never been to @bucees

[Sav @shelitesav]

How do all these women pee on the toilet seat?! You’re sitting down!

[Sav @shelitesav]

One thing about me….IMMA CRY

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason

[Sav @shelitesav]

@PMuss1 Lmaooo glad to see you’re still keepin up w the lingo, expected nothing less

[Sav @shelitesav]

@PMuss1 why didn’t you tell us you were coming to town??

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

cdc says you can now die 5 days after watching the tape from the ring instead of 7

[Sav @shelitesav]

@maddy_hoard15 Girl you’re grown, there are no rules!

[Sav @shelitesav]

I feel like you can be both

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.