Michelle Bassett

I like to think I’m at least slightly funny for a girl

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

Why is everyone soft nowadays... can’t take a joke, won’t stand up for themselves. I honestly feel bad

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

If I had a penny for every time Beth played many men, I would have at least 50 cent

[Yami Austin @biggiegill]

All these pretty girls dude I’m gonna fuckin kill myself

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

“I need to be hooked up to an IV salad for the next 2 weeks” -@Beth_Anna007

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

The only thing uniting the world is our mutual understanding that no one can see John Cena

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

@ShelbyLightcap Or both🤤

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

Petition to put a Chick Fil A in Ebensburg

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

I know a lot of people that are way too old to be acting the way they do

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

“Every time I look something up they ask me if I’m a robot” -Beth

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[I EAT 🐱 FOR EBT @TheRealEWILLZ]

“Is this the Cracker Barrel gift shop”

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

I still have a crush on @mikeroweworks

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

I bet god smiles when he sees me struggling because HE KNOWS whatever I’m going through will make me a stronger person

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

I used to think quick sand and lice were going to be major problems for me in life

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

If I end up in heaven imma be bumping with Mac Miller and Juice WRLD all day

[D Kid〽️ @svoffline]

Be teachable. You're not always right.

[Michelle Bassett @shell_bassett]

Who’s tryna sled ride?