Kelsea

above all, clothe yourselves with love, which ties everything together in unity.

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

yeah, i fast. sometimes i sleep for like 10 hours at a time and don’t eat again until i wake up.

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@OfficialCGRiley also fletcher

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@OfficialCGRiley hm hm not really my jam but like it’s good tho

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@OfficialCGRiley i don’t know who either of those people are

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@peybes Kiss Me thru The Phone (Prison Edition) - Soulja Boy Tellem

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know you have a lot going on right now. so i just want to say. i think you’re doing great

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@ibellerosee

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Hozier *gets into Uber*

Driver: lol I can guess where you want me to take you

Hozier: Starbucks, please

Driver *visibly disappointed* right

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@ibellerosee u guys could hang out at Heartbreak Hotel until he Can’t Help Falling In Love with u in ur Blue Suede Shoes and u leave on a Mystery Train cus ur a Devil In Disguise and u hav a Wooden Heart....

[Rookie City Det. Sergeant @RookieCityCop]

I've started asking people what they do for a living, and then complaining about their profession like they do with cops.

"UPS driver huh? One time my package got destroyed. How come yall destroy packages?"

"Bartender huh? Do u know Dave? He works as a bar back at another bar."

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i’ve been thinking about it a lot. and i love you

[posi pineapple 🍍 @positivepineapp]

keep reminding yourself how great you are today

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@peybes this seems more practical.

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

why is this so funny

[Richard Holcomb @InfiniteVeritas]

@jacquicollins_ @RiotSherman @Mikaela_wild I have simple tastes

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@hayzeereed it was extremely difficult. maybe i should spend that much effort on finding a girlfriend......... . . ... . ... naw.

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

wHaT doEs iT mEaN if You’Re thE PerSoN aLl YoUR FriEnDs SenD MemEs AbOuT beINg SingLe To?¿ It’S a COmPlimEnT, rIghT?

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@Jacobpbrooksart this sounds like something you would say

[lamar @lamartler]

@JoParkerBear @jackiembouvier @sug_knight Jackie...let me be real with you. Nothing shows working class solidarity more than firing up a virginia slim on your work break

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@hayzeereed i went to starbucks in and asked them why they were working on the biggest holiday of the year. they seemed perplexed. i said, “it’s national singles awareness day!”

they gave me my coffee for free.

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@sadkxit trying to reach his bone but too tired

[wireless and battery-free dave @SFW_Dave]

On my ears: Skullcandy ink’d, Rasta colors 💯😜

On my Spotify: Fall Out Boy😤

On my wallet: chain🙅‍♀️

On my feet: Osiris shoes 👟

On my head: fedora🤠

On my mind: m’lady💦

[Kelsea @shellenburguesa]

@daddollarsign @OfficialCGRiley go back to being mute, hypocrite.