Shelley

Hey 👋🏼 3rd grade teacher. YSU alum x2. 🐧

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Give your kids a smart phone when you’re ready for their childhood to end.

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman.

[Shelley @shelleys]

@spsandridge @KevOnStage And Ohio State ❤️👀

[Browns Rally Possum @Browns_Possum]

#BROWNS WIN!
It’s a miracle!!!!

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

If someone says, "Let's grab coffee sometime!" and then doesn't immediately pull out their phone to schedule it, (phones now come with calendars, it's crazy) they don't want to grab coffee. They just don't know how to say the phrase "It's nice to run into you, have a great day!"

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I know this “Quarterback” series on Netflix is good because they got me interested inKirk Cousins.

[Shelley @shelleys]

This Hillsong mini series 🥴🥹

[Shelley @shelleys]

@ianmorgancron 9. .. Peace. .. Just the peace.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

if you deconstructed yourself out of being hype for this you deconstructed too hard. seek God.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

DON’T 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼 YOURSELF 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 CHRISTIAN 👏🏼 IF 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 DON’T 👏🏼 KNOW 👏🏼 WHAT 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 LIFEHOUSE 👏🏼 SKIT 👏🏼 IS 👏🏼

[Shelley @shelleys]

@FitFounder Working out

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Everybody tryna see if Rihanna pregnant again

[𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩 @returnofthegoth]

People who are married, have kids, have a job AND manage to exercise, I have questions

Let’s start with a simple one

HOW.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I love a fresh start.

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

And when Santa squeezes his fat, white ass down that chimney tonight, he's going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced because every time Catherine revved up the microwave I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.

[Shelley @shelleys]

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 1,170 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to the 1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/wFio0XjbKg

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Every Sunday I’m faced with the decision to be the healthiest person alive or eat and drink everything on earth.