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dilettante extraordinaire. most of you are so fucking stupid and your takes are garbage.

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@HowToBasic how

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@clubdiscolita its just redshift

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@GMShivers Or a wire rack

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@SVAROG_Draws Your idea of a retcon is so narrow that the people who actually know what it means appear to be incorrect to you. Prime ignorant um ackshually moment.

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@anishmoonka The muscles causing miosis aren't 'wired to the calm side', their action just reduces aperture and thus chromatic aberration and is good for the initial color and motion detection. The dilated pupils are for maximum depth perception to judge distance just before the attack.

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@revenant_MMXX You do know there's a whole ass video game on the other side of the intro right

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@BENZOTOOIE Then you drop 'tastes like chicken' during dinner

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@kaita_aisha @Raamlaah Most of us use websites like uptodate for updated guidelines on a regular basis

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@WalkingFire1917 @frothyfriar *Fuhrer than 10 people

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@The_ANWTO @2Dasdf @ShitpostRock2 Idk what you're talking about I get smooth 60

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My feed is full of doctors but why are they all Nigerian

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@iamsympho @yimikaaaa Nothing phone 2. Bought it 3 years ago and it still lasts 2 days with regular use with data + wifi + bluetooth on at all times.

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@citehchris Was her last name kelso by any chance?

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@TheCanadianGTR gonna name my firstborn son senna and beat him

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@KensethFan17_20 I listen to the engine for the revs of course. No way I'm looking at the tachometer constantly for that.

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@philosophymeme0 One time I was walking down the street when I had a massive panic attack and I was close to my psychologist best friend's house so I ran to it only to be greeted by his mum who held my hands and started praying and my attack went away because I was feeling so awkward

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@PEUGEOT206FAN

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@shitpost_2077 i see x is showing conspiracy theorists on my timeline again

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@rotaslipstream 24 or nun

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@TechoBlue I can imagine pre epic psyonix doing this. But now nothing is added without brand deals.

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@kingsofjdm John