Shell Gas Stations

result of daddy issues

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Heard Rihanna and ASAP Rocky just broke up👀

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Amazon will tell you that your package is coming in 3 days but will deliver it the next day. These the only type of lies i need in my life.

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

If Slim Jim reaches 200,000 followers by 4/20 then EVERY single person who RTs this tweet gets a follow

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

shut the fuck up

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

i was just trying to be friends big dawg😔

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

i have $1000+ now!! growth <3

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

$10 left in my bank account <3
hot girl shit

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

pick a struggle.

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

@pascalmetfranco @LilNasX what the FUCK

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

someone blocked me because a gas station was selling vapes to underage kids? hun that’s not a gas station issue, that sounds like a personal problem 💅

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

trying to beat my friend in our poop map league. ranked #1 in taking the most shits is my only accomplishment

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

honestly thinking about selling toe pics for cash so i can pay for christmas presents, hmu

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

lucy in the sky store has yet to start SHIPPING my hoco dress after it’s already been 15 days <3. hoco is next week!

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

listening to bo burnham’s “all eyes on me” just to hear him say “inside” 🥰

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

$10 left in my bank account <3
hot girl shit

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

back=pain
leg muscle=pulled
shoulder=strained
physical=therapist

[Shell Gas Stations @shellsuperior]

one time i forgot the word “bilingual”, so i said “it’s like cross dressing but for language” <3