Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️

51 she/her Miami-born, Florida-raised, Yinzer by marriage. Mother of Cats. Vocal supporter of curse words, proper punctuation and grammar, and the Oxford comma.

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

I am currently drinking a white wine that tastes like cheesecake. CHEESECAKE!!!

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

Give your friends a reward and claim your own when they make a purchase. https://t.co/OZB0ZGVCen

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

I will start winding down my time here and moving to Bluesky, Threads, and Insta. @shellysmk on all.

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

@sleefrost I wish I could say that I'm surpised but I expected this. 60% is just so hard to reach.

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

Fucking Florida. 😖

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

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Happy birthday to me.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society...

“Oh My Dord: The Tale of the Dictionary Ghost Word.”

Come with us on a terrifying journey of the elusive and haunting Merriam-Webster Ghost Word….if you DARE.

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

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[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

Hurricane Milton - 0/10 - would not recommend. The eye should be passing just south of us in Kissimmee in a few minutes but it's going to be scary until daybreak, at least. #miltonhurricane

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

@snarkarina Oooooh, yum! Yes, I am one of the weirdoes that loves both. 🥸

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

This is what things looks like at 1.5 degrees of warming. Think about what it looks like at twice that, which is where we’re headed unless we do a *lot* more very quickly.

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

#Milton has me anxious. I'm having Charley flashbacks. 😬

[ashley @corneliastgirly]

the power of signing off “childless cat lady” with a picture of you & your cat from the photoshoot when you were selected Time person of the year. this is why taylor swift is an icon

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

😂😅🤣

[RB @rbisrb]

Sign of the Day...

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”

[John Hagner @JHagner]

The suprise DNC guest discourse is the only time Mike Pence and Taylor Swift will ever be two plausible options for the same gig.

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

@snarkarina 🤔😏

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

@swiftalert_13 If ever there was going to be a day for a new Rep outfit . . . thankful for the +2 though.

[Michelle ☮️🕊💜☔️ @shellysmk]

@mepicard92 Hahahaha!

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

The apparent attempted assassination of Donald Trump was horrific and a tragedy.

Only one candidate in the 2024 campaign incited a violent assault on the US Capitol to overturn an election and threatened American democracy.

Both things can be and are true.