Sarah Sheppard

She/Her

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

@Defunctland @KevinPerjurer if anyone knows or can find out why this exists and how it happened, it's you: https://t.co/6YsLVPI0t0 (Please, help me, I can't stop thinking about this)

[NYTimesGuild @NYTimesGuild]

Today we were ready to work for as long as it took to reach a fair deal, but management walked away from the table with five hours to go. It’s official: @NYTimesGuild members are walking out for 24 hours on Thursday. We know what we’re worth.

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

@ojwritersNBC as I mourn the cancelation of this genius show, I wanted to ask, did you have a name for the tour Music Joe was on in the later episodes? Thank you for giving me hours of entertainment.

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

@Lee_Jameson @brianmcgo Where did you get this, I need it.

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

Betty White invented TV as far as I'm concerned, and she's the absolute best to ever grace our screens. Thank you for showing women how to be a badass at any age. RIP.

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

@somethingfell BOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

@somethingfell @kelseyrebecca Ditch turkey and ham so I can add green beans casserole

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

@kelseyrebecca What's going on?

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

Our govt will pause use of a vaccine after 6 people die from related complications in the past month. When many, many more die of gun violence in the same period? Crickets. Ban. Guns. I'm beyond gun control at this point. Get rid of all of them.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Biden administration will keep its cap on refugee admissions at the low level set by the Trump White House, walking back an earlier pledge. https://t.co/35olZOEPya

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

For the cheap seats in the back: Police don't need more training, more money or more support. They need to be made irrelevant by defunding an institution that criminalizes race and poverty, and putting money into healthcare, housing and new systems of safety and justice.

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

@nwalks - I'm sad to realize you only have 303 tweets left til you reach the perfect number and are legally obligated to stop tweeting.

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

"but if we don't have the state murder squad, who will fill out paperwork after my house is robbed and laugh when i ask will i get my stuff back"

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What is the fuck is even happening?

[Ashley Quenneville @ashquenneville]

Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

@HunterCrowder6 @randysharpswife SAME.

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

I mean, I am going to be thinking about this for weeks. Damn.

[Sarah Sheppard @sheppas]

This video from @BarbecueRecipes
is an actual perfect work of art, but you can only understand it by watching as many of their videos as I have. https://t.co/5ah1Kihnqs