David Shepherd

If you can't laugh at other people, who can you laugh at?

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

@bendreyfuss Not a single black Democratic member of Congress has asked him to step down. Black voters saved Dems ass in 2012 and 2020. Maybe they should get a say in this instead of just white rich actors, pundits, columnists, elected officials and certain white not-so-rich nepo babies

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

@bendreyfuss Fiserv Solutions is the name of a global fintech company, one of largest in the world, and a member of Fortune 500

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

@jonchesto I see a cow's head also

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

look forward to Jonah Hill playing him in the movie

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Chris Kirchner, who came close to buying two English football clubs, has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for fraud.

Kirchner was sentenced at Fort Worth courthouse in Texas and also ordered to pay $65,415,938.12 in restitution. His sentence will be followed by three years of supervised release.

In January, a jury found Kirchner guilty of four counts of wire fraud and a further seven counts of money laundering. He has been denied bail and was facing a maximum prison term of 150 years.

Kirchner, wearing an orange jumpsuit at his sentencing on Thursday, was admonished by Judge Mark T. Pittman for his lack of cooperation and communication with his attorneys throughout the process, which began with a private attorney and eventually ended with a court-appointed defense attorney.

Multiple times, Judge Pittman said he did not appreciate Kirchner wasting his time and the court’s time by trying to delay the inevitable, which was a lengthy prison sentence. At one point, the judge remarked, “We’re not going to play these games.” The judge pointed to the fact that it was Kirchner’s decision to go to trial, despite the fact that, as the judge said, the evidence against him was not only beyond a reasonable doubt but “overwhelming.” The judge said the jury took about 30 minutes to return a guilty verdict against Kirchner, saying it was one of the shortest deliberation times he could remember in recent years.

🔗 https://t.co/DgTFIFJwPP

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

@dbernstein lol, no one in his party has ever listened to him before, not gonna start now

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

@JakeSherman Jake & Kaitlan

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

@RepAlexMooney Alex Mooney, ignorant disingenuous tool. Low IQ and fond of licking Trump's taint. What a complete loser

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

Sorry boys, there will be no power play for you guys in the white sweaters tonight

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

@EthanObama @bobcesca_go you would need to pass an amendment to repeal the 22nd amendment. Just like the 21st amendment was needed to repeal Prohibition. Congress can't just pass a law to change it.

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

its because CNN has heads up their ass that MI is leaning R and WI and PA are tossups. Biden will win all 3 of those states. Biden can win without AZ, GA and NV though I do believe Biden wins NV.

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

In the CNN electoral map, Donald Trump already has enough votes to win.

This map is 272 Trump, 225 Biden.

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

oh really, who the fuck are gonna tell them to vote for. The Fascist orange douchebag who will eliminate all future elections? Its Joe Biden or you never vote again. That's the choice. Wake up to fucking reality.

[bobson dugnutt @literally_tho]

thinking about going door to door in nh to tell people not to vote for this piece of shit

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

Its the DNC, not Biden's campaign or the WH. Its Asa Hutchinson, its a light hearted poke. Stop making it more than it is. If it was Trump, it would be a whole lot meaner and you know it. Or at least you should.

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

juvenile, idiotic, counter-productive statement

the kind of thing you'd expect from Trump's team, not Biden's

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

Aaron Burr was never loved by anyone other than his own family and even that is debatable

[Tim Cameron @TimCameron]

@PeterHamby Agree with this list overall. But if the list was just American political figures, I think it would be 1.) Aaron Burr 2.) Rudy

Both big NYC guys.

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

Apple, Google, Amazon

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

too many dicks...

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Collecting these like infinity stones

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

@jemelehill @roywoodjr He did say he would be the next full-time candidate. What a guy.

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

CorPusKristi

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

@TheRickWilson What is the (quasi) celebrity couple name for Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski? Noemdowski? Lewanoem?

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

police unions manipulating people's support for the "blue" is as old as time. Whenever there is negative focus on police they always manufacture these false crises. Media needs to wake up

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

Apparently the whole shoplifting “crisis” was completely manufactured by police and repeated with zero fact checking by press. Who is surprised.

[David Shepherd @sheppy9]

actually "death penalty across the board" would be no athletics period for the year. This ruling is just post season play

[Greg A. Bedard @GregABedard]

Fenwick basically got the death penalty for a year. Unprecedented in MA, no?