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[Shereden @SheredenMathews]

@HannahLucyM What legends!

[Shereden @SheredenMathews]

@HannahLucyM WTF! Are you really that sick??

[Shereden @SheredenMathews]

@SkyNews Your report on Prostate Cancer today is seriously misleading. It doesn’t always progress slowly. There are aggressive forms that grow very quickly. This out dated and lazy thinking can lead men and doctors into believing they don’t have to move fast. #prostatecancer

[Shereden @SheredenMathews]

@twisteddoodles Soooo true!!

[Damien Kempf @DamienKempf]

*He* did not spark joy

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Someone did this to Melania Trump’s creepy Christmas trees, and it’s all I’ve ever wanted today.

[The Irish Border @BorderIrish]

800 years of Ireland trying to leave Britain about to be repaid by 800 years of Britain trying to leave Ireland

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

At one end of the line, an authoritative man with facts at his fingertips who calmly sets out the truth about EU immigration policy.

On the other end, a spluttering Pound Shop Moseley who can't deny a word of it and blames a Prime Minister who left power 11 years ago.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Mark 3:21
John 3:16
Luke 3:10

Luke was the fastest

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

TRUMP: "I'm very popular in Britain."

The 250,000 people at the anti-Trump protest in London, right now:

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Remember the bit in 1984 when they reduce the chocolate ration from 20g to 10g a week, and Winston has to change all the archives to make it look like it used to be 5g a week, and the loyal population stage a rally praising Big Brother for increasing the chocolate ration…? https://t.co/jSgKPDZSIH

[Paul Johnson @PJTheEconomist]

Extra spending can't be funded by Brexit dividend.

1) Govt has accepted Brexit will *weaken* public finances by £15bn pa

2) Financial settlement with EU plus commitments to replace EU funding already uses up all of our EU contributions in 2022

There is no Brexit dividend

[Robert Peston @Peston]

This makes me want to retire as a journalist, because I have been desperate to put Brexit in a simple nutshell, and the bloomin’ PM of Luxembourg has done it perfectly. Impossible to better. Sigh https://t.co/GwOi0vwX1e

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of “you look well”
1. You look well
2. You looked particularly bad when we last met
3. You look larger than last time
4. I say this to everyone, regardless of how they look

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Look, let's just forget it" - Translation: I will remember this until my dying day