John Hoffman

Sheriff of the town. 38 yrs old.

#parodytwt #spookymonth

[Aphrodite evermore @AphroditeEver0]

THE NEXT PERSON I CATCH NEAR THE WOODS IS GETTING TASED I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS MAKING ME WRITE SO MANY REPORTS🗿

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@BobVelsebGuy3 // You have no idea how badly I just cacklef out right now

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

It's especially really risky due to these mushrooms laced with this chemical that makes people intensely hallucinate and act out, it can also damage the body pretty badly if you consume them, so don't consume pink mushrooms and whatever you do DO NOT go along with the "witch".

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

we're going to be out in an hour or two, I better make sure to instantly guard around the spot of the woods and make sure nobody gets in, Genuinely. Stay safe everybody don't do anything stupid. Xoxo.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

// This is the exact tone this post was meant to have

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

At this point if you're just gonna go into the forest despite the warnings I'm not going to fucking save you, sorry. Too bad. Dont care. Have fun.

[jack @donutcop67]

everyone in this town is stupid

[Mayor Evermore @NarciG_Evermore]

As much as I would hate to say it, the police department nor I are to blame for those heeding our warnings and wandering about regardless.

It would appear that no one cares enough about their lives to stay out.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@CDRFoss I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY COMMANDER!! I'M CURRENTLY ESCORTING OUT A CIVILIAN YOU HAVE A NICE BREAK!!

[Failed Vessel 🍉 Comms Open @FailedVessel67]

Gay people and their 3-4 letter names...

[junko @junkonyaooo]

心がすさんでるときにやっぱり猫はいいね

[힐링짤모으는곳 @healing_storage]

고양이 입장에서 이것보다 더 좋은 상자가 없음

[猫部長 @neccobucho]

め っ ち ゃ 噛 ま れ て る

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@EverythingMall1 👀might get this for Jack. He likes these sorts of things.

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Treat you and your beloveds a pocky treat this Pocky day! ❣️[11/11] What makes our delicacies special is that they don't float like a cigarette if you have a very distinguish moustache! So have fun with your partners~ also local pseudo-kidnapper.... my treat ☺️ ~🛍

[Rextherecker @Rextherecker]

👀Heyy..join our art contest pls the winner gets nitro..(PLEASE JOIN PLEASE JOIN WE ONLY HAVE 5 DAYS FOR SUBMISSIONS) #spookymonth #spookymonthmayorevermore #mayorlychristmas

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // LMAOO ugh fine John ill give u break if u do this

[可愛い猫🐱速報 @pwkwjwt]

めちゃくちゃ甘えてくる

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // thank u😭😭that means a lot I just interact rlly fast I get excited I love socializing