sheristen james

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Don't be so caught up in everyone else catching their train that you miss yours. #KeepGoing #chicklit #christianwriter #amwritingromance

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Guess @AnnCoulter will be entertaining a party of 'none' tomorrow. (I'm so punny)

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@AnnCoulter is going to have an audience of 'none' tomorrow, apparently

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My bf's bday is coming up and he loves @redlettermedia, so I put a 'spin' on his favorite show. Prize wheel styled like Wheel of the Worst! @Harlack @MikeStoklasa @JayBauman1

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Usually, the lit lots are for safety...but Idk any car jackers brave enough to conquer these wind chills...#priorities @cityutilities ???

[The Wild Sherwoods @wildsherwoods]

Let's take turns shutting off power to resident's homes but leave the closed walmarts, schools & parking lots lit I hate it here 😒

Everyday I'm reminded that we must educate ourselves to be more resourceful & self sufficient

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My friend's Xmas wish is for the OG of this arrangement to watch her performance. 💖"O Holy Night" | featuring Kelly Osborne https://t.co/LPLrRNPIVI via @YouTube @SandiPattyP

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There are bigger band-aids than KNEE band-aids! 😲😦😳

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@KaylaCornett88 Babe, the global production of rice is grown in Asia. Not exclusively in N. America. In fact, rice agriculture in China dates back to at least 7,000 b.c.e.

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Gunna go home and hammer some nails into the walls for a couple of hours because fuck my neighbors

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Anybody know what to do when your Democracy does this?

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@realDonaldTrump Yea. And tossing yours

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Who just listens to the entire The Git Up song while sitting in their car?

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Someone asked me who my favorite songwriter was and I unironically said @dannygonzalez. I do not take this answer back.

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@OlaySkin @tiarabrownbox This ad is tasteful and non-polarizing. Thank you ❤️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[‘90s song you vaguely remember @housmantime]

@fangirlJeanne requiring anyone who's interested in dating me to take the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scales (5th Edition) and only saying yes if they score >= 100 to make sure I'm not being predatory

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@clairecmc I'm just checking on you to make sure you're doing well

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@ArtsSonic Are you doing a new GarageBand tutorial for macOS Catalina? Or has not much changed since last year?

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@dannygonzalez https://t.co/MiOu8Xk8Vm mmmmm... dk what is happening here

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#retweetworthy Happy Pats

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@Loeybug You are what we need in the world right now. Many many more of you.

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@MurderSmall ...is just one of the many reasons my coworkers keep convos short with me. 🙃🤷🤦 #shutupandgivememurder #rougewaves #theycantdothat