Sherry Japhet

Comedian • Actress • Bona fide Southern Belle

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It's rare that I take a mirror selfie of me in a swimsuit. It's even rarer that I accidentally text a photo of it to the wrong person.

Sorry about that mom.

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I finally told my husband about the flirty guy that was telling me how beautiful he thought I was after my comedy show.

I just didn't tell him that the guy was blind.

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My son has discovered that the mystery flavored skittle I give him on school days is actually concerta.

#tastetherainbow #thatADDlife

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Check out new comedy clips and subscribe to my channel! https://t.co/2t10Mswpp0

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@KrystalCMoore Is this your show?

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I would like to take a moment and thank the government for making going through perimenopause feel like paradise.
#fabulous40s

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This Thursday in Nampa at Destination 112 I'll be headlining with opener the very funny Jason Ward! #standupcomedy #live #nampa

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I still have the 45 record.. #comedy #standup #entertainer #newclip #sherryjaphet

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This weekend at Liquid: Keith Ross Nelson with Sherry Japhet. Two shows tonight and tomorrow night @ 8pm and... https://t.co/V1iDYljX1j

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I don't know how anyone can use dry shampoo. It's like throwing flour into bacon grease. #hairgravy #notyourmothers #recipe

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@mistercroup And budget friendly pampering #beautyhack

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Sometimes, I sit on my hands until they go numb. Then I go and shampoo my hair so it feels as if I'm having a professional do it.

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An Idaho Makeup Artist Just Got the Best Revenge https://t.co/o3Qbem5ATT @DustinHurst @idahofreedom @SherryJaphet #NationalLipstickDay

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In some Asian cultures the fatter you are a higher level of wealth you present to society. Based off that I'm still lower middle-class.

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Calm down about Kathy griffin you guys I mean that's just how women joke around in locker rooms

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I'm afraid to put my picture in the
"Which celebrity you look like" for the fear of it might come back as Dwayne Johnson.

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My husband won't let me post a pic of him with his metal detector captioned..
"BACK OFF LADIES HE'S MINE!!"

So I'll just tweet about it.

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I wish I didn't have this horrible pre-existing condition called Humanitarian.

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Check out the newest podcast I did right here! #fun #podcast #comedy #boise #comic #entertainer https://t.co/3MoSzaqG7j