Sundberg Prime

I am the fanciest kitty. I'm also a comedian. I has youtubes.

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

This is bullshit. I'm sick of the stereotyping. So my pants are on fire. Doesn't mean I'm a fucking liar. Maybe I just enjoy a nice pants fire every now and then. Fucking chill, brah, it's the 90s.

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

Nopantsitol. It's an ointment. I hear there's a place in France where the ladies wear it...

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

I thought this was a Ramen place. What's with the piles of bloody meat?

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

Note to self: get the government to set out bowls of complimentary "Govern Mints" at every government location...

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

Do you think there's an astral kraken in Uranus?

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

Give me enough horses, and enough horse Rollerblades, and I shall make the days run in reverse! (Maniacal horse laughter)

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

They had to get there on time, but the only way there, for them, was... from behind...

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

The next time you get indicted, and have to take the stand, try dressing as a sexy bunny viking...

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

♫ee Herzog good♫
♫YODA BABY MAKEE HER-ZA-GOOD♫
♫sometimes Moff Gi-dee-on-wan-sum-blʊd♫
♫Annie♫
♫ee Herzog good♫

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

Water runs from me... and sometimes towards me... and sometimes it stands still. It really depends on the slope situation, and other environmental factors...

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

What's the bird whose bird song sounds like the unhinged and awkward laughing fit of a kitten-sized hyena?

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

A grateful world: Thank you, Fur Ass King.
Fur Ass King: aw. You’re very welcome, grateful world. Do I dingle berries? There some dingle berries? Little berries on mah bee-HINE?
A grateful world: Oh, Fur Ass King (applies flushable booty swabs)

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

Did you know: Socrates had silly gism?

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

According to Belinda Carlisle, Heaven is a place on Earth. According to maps of Norway, Hell is also a place on Earth...

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

In Junior High School, did anybody else think the band saw was the saw reserved for the exclusive use of band?

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

Did you know: Schrodinger had a closed-casket funeral just to fuck with people...

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

What about feeling somebody else's oats? Is that a thing?

[Sundberg Prime @mistercroup]

...Pray you never meet a SERIOUS goose...