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Son. Cousin. Brother. Father. Believer. Fan. 🇵🇰-🇨🇦-🇺🇸 #WantItAll #LeafsForever #DaBears #COYG

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[ON @Onda194430]

このコスプレ考えた人天才超えて盆栽

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Draven1683 I fucking love Canada.

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@MLBONFOX @DTrainMLB Or maybe this is what they really are? Thank you Jeff Hoffman.

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@BlueJays @julijays Can he hit?

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

Thanks Jeff Hoffman. Sweep coming up. #BlueJays50

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@Daniele_Media @FAN590 Best news of the day.

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@6IXSportsStuff They just extended him. He’s not going anywhere anytime soon.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@logopatt Ah, the let’s shit on the bad move tweet. How original. Now do the good ones.

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@BlueJaysDad Geez BJD. If you really want to kill us, now do November 1st.

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@sniff_joe Thanks for taking from others who actually know things and pretending that it’s your own.

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@MelissaLMRogers Ya no. Good one.

[Molly @Molly_AFC]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Met Police just confirmed that more than 2 million people have gathered for the Arsenal parade:

Total number estimated to reach 2.5 million as the largest crowd ever following a trophy 🏆 ceremony.

The bus of champions 🏆 Arsenal 🍾 PremierLeague 🥳

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@BiblioTheory Indeed. Enjoy the next one.

[Carlo Colaiacovo @CarloColaiacovo]

How does the manager allow this game to get away the way it did after all the momentum the Jays were just starting to build. Absolutely unacceptable

[Sherrygooner @Sherrymon]

@AndrewStoeten How does it look over the entire season so far?

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@NglMaya Earth