Matthew Shettler

Alkaline thaumaturge.

🐘 m_shettler

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

Nothing makes me feel quite as positive as a good amount of negative space.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Children of the Corn Man

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

@TELUS is once again proud to be an official partner of the #GreyCup, which reflects our long-standing commitment to connecting fans through the power of sports 🏈 Go blue & gold!
#TeamTELUS

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

Like, I know their post is a prank, but I was in Take My Money mode so fast.

[Nothing @nothing]

Phone (2a) Micro.

Size doesn't matter.

[Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel @IntractableLion]

There are no GMO grapes approved for sale, this effect is typically accomplished by spraying Gibberelic Acid (a plant hormone) on the young cluster to drive up grape size. Sometimes they'll also use Forchlorfenuron, a synthetic hormone. So this is a 'Roid grape not a GMO grape

[Akiyoshi Kitaoka @AkiyoshiKitaoka]

Concentric circles appear to be entangled.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

I lost 3 friends to this in the 90s

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

@TransLink FYI there’s a puddle on a seat near the end of car 336 on the Expo line near door B-D1

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

5/5. May I have another?

[Proof&Co. @proof_and_co]

Type people, it's finally happened, there was an all-fonts category in @Jeopardy. How many would you have gotten right?

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

I sure do hope the App store doesn’t close in Canada though.

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Apple exec on App Store

February 3, 2012

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

I guess I’m into my angsty teenage years now.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Vancouver Whitecaps FC @WhitecapsFC]

Welcome to the family, @Telus. 🐐

#VWFC | #TogetherWeDarWelcome to the family, @Telus. 🐐

#VWFC | #TogetherWeDare

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

@mayli Sometimes I draw it on the wax paper and then wrap it, other times I wrap first, draw later. They get sandwiches every Tuesday and Thursday. Mostly I draw pokémon, but a couple nights ago they requested the “Beep beep, I’m a sheep” meme art. 😅

[Duracell Dan (Moore) @Talmandaniel]

Thanks everyone who contributed to my recent tweet about hope. I've included our discussion in this new blog post.
#MECFS
https://t.co/MQTEiMlqeR

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

A Birthday Card That You Will Just Skim and Then Throw in the Trash

[Mike @invancouber]

We all pay a price when we don’t fight hate and fascism.

[Matthew Cassinelli @mattcassinelli]

Ivory is what made Mastodon finally stick for me 🐘

If you’re unsure about the service, check out this super high-quality app from the developers of Tweetbot: https://t.co/aIERIqPA67

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

@emilykmay Yes. "Non-denominational charismatic evangelical."

[Matthew Shettler @shettler]

@hailtothekat I was wondering that too. Turns out the key is to start with an industrial size one, tow something large, get out, then try to climb back up in when it starts rolling away from you. 🙈😬

[Paul Hudson @twostraws]

Happy April Fools day to everyone who thinks the US date format is weird 🎉