Open windows laptop: Windows hello detects your face and unlocks instantaneously. Updates can be snoozed, no need to carry a dongle always for ports connectivity. Try using a flagship device maybe π
Open a macbook: screen already on, touch fingerprint sensor and resume work immediately
Open a windows laptop: it rebooted in your bag, battery is at 3%, log in with your microsoft account, wait while a windows update installs ads for Draft Kings in the start menu