basement witch

alexa play Bipolar Baby ! by Forever the Sickest Kids (she/her)

[basement witch @shhhhhmo]

I was here for this in chico, now he’s retiring 🥺 💔

[Rap Ron Howard @Logic301]

Are you great?

[princess @x6769420]

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining

[۟ @amorcarnation]

why does jesus get an entire holiday dean winchester died and resurrected over a hundred times where is his easter

[a marcheron apologist @perfectionline]

The reason I don’t like Donald Trump is not because he’s a republican or conservative but because he’s a rapist pedophile piece of shit. Hope that helps.

[Pix @aa_pixie]

Los antidepresivos hacen que todo se sienta como coger con condón

[chloe star @snowiecone]

if i don’t smoke enough weed i start turning evil

[tayla ꩜ @chaoticweevil]

i’d smoke a super bowl right now

[ems 🐾 @npdkechi]

Pissing me the fuck off all by yourself, handsome?

[basement witch @shhhhhmo]

same goes for erectile dysfunction

[Maryam @hell_line0]

If abortion is illegal because “s*x has natural consequences,” then liver transplants for alcoholics and lung transplants for smokers should be illegal too because consequences, darling, are so consistent.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[basement witch @shhhhhmo]

checking to see how many i can fit in my purse for her

[Maxx @Maxy_aura]

If you see someone taking baby formula and diapers at a store without paying. WYD?

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

as a man you’re already kinda on extremely thin ice with me

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The kids from Sandy Hook should be in college right now

[lesley 🐇๋࣭ ⭑ @bunniesbalor]

jokes aside

fuck trump & jd vance
fuck ICE
fuck israel
fuck maga

free sudan
free palestine
free congo
free gaza
free syria

pedophiles can burn in hell

abortion rights are human rights

LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights

black lives matters

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

When she thought it was a trans woman, she was out for blood. Now that it’s a white dude, she’s saying a prayer for him. How about that.