Shoru

paracetamol powered jester

[Shoru @shhhoru]

this is like waking up on a monday

[ymi @ymionvacation]

u ever wanna play minecraft and then u open minecraft and think “i dont wanna play minecraft anymore” so you close minecraft

[Shoru @shhhoru]

@triviastay @ranitohpappani its like student of the year prequel

[Shoru @shhhoru]

@ranitohpappani @triviastay blasphemy

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Shoru @shhhoru]

Alphonso and Langda is Fullmetal Alchemist AU where the brothers are Mangoes.

[Shoru @shhhoru]

@arcadianna_ thanks

[Shoru @shhhoru]

@MaliciousCoyote @cantor_mlm https://t.co/dvPHGOT8P9

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

So easy to universalize personal experience into cultural critique .. just caught myself thinking “interesting how pumpkin carving is falling out of style” and then remembered im 23 and live alone in an apartment

[Shoru @shhhoru]

@ranitohpappani day 13 the world ends, 26 hours kaha se ayega

[Shoru @shhhoru]

@arcadianna_ @ranitohpappani for her to get old?

[Shoru @shhhoru]

alternatively, if you're a mage:

where is my crypt notes of "wonders to ponder on later premonitioned to me while pondering of the wonders to ponder on later"

[Shoru @shhhoru]

where is my keep notes of "things to think of later which came to me while thinking of things to think of later"

[Shoru @shhhoru]

@RajpalDevesh a vote for me will shift turning 30 by 2 years and provide adderall to all

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[Shoru @shhhoru]

@ranitohpappani mother's day ke baad exam season shuru

[s @tiredgirlxx]

top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for the poor guy.

[Shoru @shhhoru]

why the FUCK are fridge magnets, postcards and other souvenirs AI generated suddenly. 10% chance it spells the place incorrectly

[Shoru @shhhoru]

first time wishing i were taller, need to get the most out of this chance