𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹

Shiny Bastiodon Gijinka~!

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18+ IC and OOC ONLY!

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

ɴᴏ ꜰᴏᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʜɪꜱ ᴅᴇꜰᴇɴꜱᴇꜱ...
#411- ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪᴇʟᴅ ᴘᴏᴋᴇᴍᴏɴ

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Big words for someone who's brain seems damaged..

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

Yeah you're lame and boring!!
That's what it means old man!

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Annoying Ass-Thief...

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

He should consider himself lucky he's so high lvled!!! Old bastard!!!!

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Washed up...?

Of course I'm washed. I'm no so much if a primitive that I wouldn't wash myself

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

A washed up old dude!!!

Unc!!!!

Get on with the times, bleh!!

(Pulling her tongue at him.)

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Out-healed by leftovers.

She'll be biting until she struggles and he'll just sit there eating an apple.

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

Unc is max lvl.... I might be cooked chat....

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Level 50 Dracovish Vs Level 100 Bastiodon.

Bastiodon has 1pt speed advantage uninvested, so +2 from iron defense, +2in iron defense each turn til maxed.

6-8% on first
5-6% on second
4-5% every hit after

If speed invested, draco hits once for 12-16% first

Never hitting yellow

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

If she call him that again he's gonna punish her.

The fuck is an unc anyways? Did whatever surgery fused her stolen lower half to her top half damage her brain?

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

Don't make her pull out the calculator pervy unc!!

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

He can assure, she will run out of power points before he even falls to half.

Can she say the same of a Metal Defense boosted Body Press?

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

She does not bite playfully. It's always fishious rend.

You will get oh-kod.
9 times out of 10.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

May the divines have pity on any ice type who crosses him...

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@apotheoticfount If she wanted to flex being built to take it, she could've just said "Take Me"

But damn, she's rocking the ultimate cheat code powers and she's STILL training to keep herself in prime form? Impressive...

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

There's a reason it's made of metal.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Even if he's into it...

He'll still make you say please before he lets you lick whipped cream and chocolate off of his abs

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish I have only what I have earned and maintained.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Unironically, he does play bingo.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish Decrepit?

Do I LOOK decrepit!?

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

"I... You...
How did you even manage to get that ass from it's original owner?? There's no way one parted with it..."

He was surprisingly unbothered by her aggravation. He really didn't foresee any danger from her.

"The fuck is live streaming!?"

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

"How come it isn't right huh?!
Want to get fishious rended for being annoying! I'll live stream it!"

She's stomping her foot down now, his attitude is upsetting her a little.

She doesn't actually understand what he's getting to.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish Withered...?

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@ADamagedSlash Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, but that doesn't mean you don't clean up the mess after

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Aftercare will not be forgotten.

This is a rule.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish By now? Probably gotta add a few dozen "Great-"s.

He had a few kids before the incident

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

"Cancelled? I ain't subscribed to anything, the fuck you gonna cancel?"

She was a confusing entity...

"Look, you say it's your body, and ya got a point, possession is nine tenths, but...
This ain't right. You the lone survivor from a tyrantrum raid!?"

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

"How would ya even know these things unc-?! Ya that old?!"

The comments make her puff out her chest. It does flatter her ego a little.

"Perv dilfs aren't in ya know! I'll have you cancelled! This is my body!"