shilpa r

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@AmazonHelp And then what? I still gotta go get the diapers elsewhere before this trip. Also it's apparently been looked into. No results.

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

Is @amazon's subscribe & save a #scam? Not sure if I've actually gotten my diapers on time, thus leading me to buy elsewhere or order on Amazon without the sale price.

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@AmazonHelp It was originally scheduled for tomorrow (Fri), and suddenly it has moved to Saturday. I guess I'll just have to not actually save money (again) and have it rushed for tomorrow.

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@AmazonHelp Another month, another email from Amazon saying my subscribe and save delivery is delayed. I guess it's consistent!

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@AmazonHelp Thanks Nancy, but I'd like my items to arrive on the initial delivery estimate, at least once. Not 4 days later. The lack of dependability makes me find this product elsewhere, thus nullifying any savings from the "subscription."

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@AmazonHelp I mean, maybe? Will it address why the subscribe and save diapers are always late but I can still get same day delivery instead?

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@AmazonHelp .com

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@AmazonHelp And I'm reaching out to a support team in India even though I'm based in the US?

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@AmazonHelp Should this be connecting to Amazon India? And prompt me to change my password? I'm so confused.

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@PoPville @TheParksDC @OverheardWDC That makes more sense. But I'm still disturbed because there was no sign of the rest of the animal nearby!

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

Well this might be the weirdest thing I've seen in DC. Is that a goat leg? @TheParksDC @PoPville @OverheardWDC

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

I'm convinced that smoke alarms are sentient, mean beings that choose when you're trying to sleep or get a baby to nap to let you know that the batteries are low.

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

Thanks @Safeway for texting me to schedule my second booster then waiting till I got to the pharmacy to tell me I'm not actually eligible. Love that for my time and energy on a hot day.

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

What if every time you applied for a job, you got a tracker to tell you where you are in the process, like the #dominospizza tracker? "Your resume was accepted." "Now interviewing." "Your job has been thrown out."

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

Ahh baby hands - so soft, such a strong grip, such sharp nails... #newmom #babylife

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

The power went out this morning. How am I supposed to get this child to nap without her automatic swing, white noise, and endless interneting for me? #newmom

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

@NPRinskeep My non profit employer hasn't necessarily limited my leave but I had to argue with an insurance co to get more than $20/week of short term disability (not full salary) while I was with a newborn and recovering from surgery. Luckily DC's family leave was a lot easier to sort out.

[shilpa r @shilpasaurus]

Putting a sleeping baby into the crib is like playing Jenga. Move your hand too fast and the whole situation collapses. #newmomtweets