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work hard, play hard

[shimuke @shimuke]

@mariogs92 @root_rat @RadioHacking Gracias, todos los días se aprende algo.

[Darío Madrid @Dario_Madrid_F]

Hace 47 años se estrenó "La Vida de Bryan".
Stan, quería que lo llamaran Loreta y quería tener hijos. Por aquel entonces este diálogo lo tomamos como una broma surrealista:
"- Los hombres también tienen derecho a tener hijos si quieren.
- Pero tú no puedes parir.
- No me oprimas.
- No es que te oprima, Stan. Es que no tienes matriz. ¿Dónde vas a gestar el feto? ¿Lo vas a meter en un bául?
- Chicos, tengo una idea. Estamos de acuerdo en que no puede parir por no tener matriz, lo que no es culpa de nadie, ni siquiera de los romanos, pero si puede tener el derecho a parir.
- Buena idea, Judit. Lucharemos contra el opresor por tu derecho a parir hijos, hermano, digo hermana.
- ¿Y eso de que sirve?
- ¿Y de qué sirve luchar por su derecho a parir si no puede parir?
- Es un símbolo de nuestra lucha contra la opresión.
- Es un símbolo de su lucha contra la realidad".
Los Monty Phyton fueron unos visionarios.

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

At age 17, she was rejected from college.
At age 25, her mother died from the disease.
At age 26, she moved to Portugal to teach English.
At age 27, she got married.

Her husband abused her. Her daughter was born.
At age 28, she got divorced and was diagnosed with severe depression.

At age 29, she was a single mother living on welfare.

At age 30, she didn't want to be on this earth.

But, she directed all her passion into doing the one thing she could do better than anyone else.
And that was writing.

At age 31, she finally published her first book.

At age 35, she released 4 books and was named Author of the Year.

At age 42, she sold 11 million copies of her new book, on the first day of release.

This woman is J.K. Rowling. Remember how she considered suicide at age 30?

Today, Harry Potter is a global brand worth more than 15 billion dollars.

Never give up. Believe in yourself. Be passionate. Work hard. It’s never too late.

She is J.K. Rowling

[shimuke @shimuke]

@Deivid_Carri Sí, si pudiera tenerla

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Our Building elevator broke. Been broken for 6 weeks.

I live on floor 14.

Week 1, I was DYING. Out of breath every day.

Week 3, getting easier.

Week 5, I could do it without stopping.

Week 6, started TIMING myself.

Beat my record: 4 minutes 12 seconds.

Week 7, saw the SAME GUY every morning.

We nodded. Never spoke.

Week 9, he started timing himself too.

We'd check our times. Compete silently.

Week 11, there were FIVE of us.

All racing up the stairs every morning.

Still no talking.

Week 13, someone put up a LEADERBOARD.

Handwritten. Posted in the stairwell.

Current record: 3 minutes 47 seconds.

I had to beat it.

Week 15, I got 3 minutes 44 seconds.

Added my time to the board.

Next day: someone beat me. 3 minutes 40 seconds.

Month 5, we had RULES.

Posted next to the leaderboard.

"No running. Speed walking only."

"No pushing."

"Record attempts must be witnessed."

Month 6, the elevator got FIXED.

Nobody used it.

We kept taking the stairs.

New tenant: Why is everyone using the stairs?

Us: pointing at the leaderboard

New tenant: That's insane.

New tenant: checks watch, What's the record?

Month 8, we're doing EVENING RACES too.

People bet on times.

Spectators on each floor.

It's a whole THING.

Month 10, building management tried to shut it down.

Manager: This is a safety hazard!

Us: We're just using the stairs!

Manager: You're RACING!

Us: Prove it.

Manager couldn't.

Month 12, we have SPONSORS.

Local gym: "Official sponsor of Stairwell Marathon."

They gave us SHIRTS.

Present day, other buildings heard about us.

Started their own stairwell races.

We're organizing an INTER-BUILDING COMPETITION.

20 buildings competing.

My girlfriend: You know the elevator works now, right?

Me: This isn't about the elevator anymore.

Girlfriend: What's it about?

Me: GLORY.

Current record: 3 minutes 12 seconds.

I'm coming for it.

[Mind Matter @MindMatter28]

It took me 4 years to understand this; but I will teach in just 2 minutes:

1. Don't go to a party you aren't invited to.

[shimuke @shimuke]

@Deivid_Carri Pues era la policía normal si llega a ser la “marijause” al paga pensiones no le queda un diente

[shimuke @shimuke]

@xxxDRONExxx Luego hay gente dándolo todo en su tiempo libre con blogs podcast cuentas de X intentando que exista una cultura de defensa y tenemos juntaletras haciendo estas mamarrachadas

[0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️ @BabyD1111229]

To all the Supermarkets and big commercial stores that operate 'Self Check-outs'....

You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now. Yesterday I went shopping at one such store and the lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone.

I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already filled my trolly, emptied my trolly and scanned the items, refilled my trolly, and so I just skipped the exit line and left.

I heard her saying "Umm - Excuse me “ as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.

• I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.

• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem not mine.

• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.

YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.
YOU DON’T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.

Signed…
All of us

Profits be for people…
#Truth

[shimuke @shimuke]

@JorgeGuardia_ Fotón

[Mejores Zasca!!! @mejoreszasca]

ZASCA!!!!!!!!!!!! de @CsarOter a @martin_rezola

[shimuke @shimuke]

Al final España tomó buena decisión hace 25 años con el AEGIS, muchos ríos de tinta se escribieron acerca de usar el sistema Uropeo https://t.co/SFeW5y0Aus

[shimuke @shimuke]

@guardiacivil Están en muchos sitios menos en al frontera

[shimuke @shimuke]

@EMADmde Pero nadie se da cuenta de cómo quedáis al publicar esto?

[Robocop Benemérito @Robocop_GCivil]

Al móvil: Te funden.
Sin cinto: Te funden.
Sin ITV: Te funden.
Vale muy bien, y estos pa cuando?

[shimuke @shimuke]

@herqles_es Alá nunca les pide trabajar o irse a su puto país a plantar berenjena

[Deivid Carri @Deivid_Carri]

Muchos habrán oído esa historia que se ve por ahí de un avión de caza que se acerca a un bombardero y el piloto le vacila por la radio diciéndole "Mira que cosas puedo hacer." y se pone a hacer maniobras impresionantes...

[Iván Fernández Amil @ivanfamil]

El 4 de octubre de 1970, el pesquero La Isla se estrelló contra una roca en la costa de A Coruña. Los vecinos oyeron gritar a los marineros durante horas desde sus casas. Murieron 14 de los 15 tripulantes. Aquella noche, nació Salvamento Marítimo en España. Tira del hilo 🧵👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

[Javi Rodrigo @JaviRodrigo11]

Brutal.

Baena a Rodrigo; justo cuando pasa Sánchez a su lado.

“Cuidao, que esto es La Moncloa, no te dejes la Copa»