Alex

we’re all koopas in the game of life

[ocarina of tuty ✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮ @artur_semh]

mais uma semana de trabalho

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@GirlMia9079 A cat can fit through any space they can fit their head through.

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@lucifer5670 Gambling addicts.

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@garfickle Heels and hips just make you want to walk like that.

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@nealmasri @patrickturner91 @catholicpat Most people with dog or cat allergies aren’t anaphylactic. But most food allergies are anaphylactic. That’s why.

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@starchild199x_ @tiltschin I’ve been there. It’s the worst 😂

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@rastagrub420 @patrickturner91 @catholicpat Some are airborne. I’m lucky that mine is ingestion only! But it’s not the case for everyone.

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Y’all. My dad (73M w/Parkinson’s induced dementia) just started singing the song from Jeepers Creepers so if I die. We all know who did it.

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@rbjewell @LauraLoomer Bro 🤣

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@FarfaYGO @baileymeyers IT HAUNTS ME TOO

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@baileymeyers Epitome