Mark

I write code (use Obj-C & and Swift for 💻 & 📱), travel, and go to @trailblazers games.

[Blazer Banter @blazerbanter]

You know maybe Giannis will put Portland on the list when he finds out they have an Acropolis just like Athens

[Mark @shiney_penguins]

@DanManCarney

[Mark @shiney_penguins]

@trailblazers It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No it’s SHAEDON SHARPE!!! #RipCity

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

"Bring only the essential"
"Got it"

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

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[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

The art of the deal

[Mark @shiney_penguins]

@elonmusk @POTUS @SpaceX @Space_Station lol giving him fake credit… here’s an article from December 2024, of course you probably already know that this was in the works for a while 🙃

https://t.co/Oiala7EyC2

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If you earn under $360,000 per year, your taxes will go UP under Trump’s tax proposals.

[Mark @shiney_penguins]

@JasmineForUS My bet is he’s gonna sign basically the same thing ~1.5 years from now so he can claim he did it:
- first
- better
- bigglier
- look I made this congress work, please keep them
- or all the above

[Emily Davies @ELaserDavies]

Presidents Obama and Bush on their way to the Capitol Rotunda:

Staffer to Bush: “Are you going to behave?”

Obama chimes in from behind: “Nope.”

[Mark @shiney_penguins]

@TikTokPolicy What a fucking joke

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

A montage of Trump repeatedly bragging about banning TikTok is now surfacing online.

Can’t make this up.

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Sorry, the Jedi Order isn't available right now https://t.co/yNSuV5vrY1

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Trump set the TikTok ban in motion

Congress passed legislation

Biden signs legislation

SCOTUS upholds ban

Biden says his administration wouldn’t enforce the law, leaving room for TikTok to stay open

TikTok shuts down anyway

Trump tweets

TikTok pretends Trump saved it 🙄

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

As Trump prepares to "save" TikTok, let's not forget all of this started because Trump wanted to ban TikTok during his first term.

He breaks it. Then he takes credit for fixing it.

Trump's entire life can be summarized in this manner.

[Mark @shiney_penguins]

@stats_feed 42% at 42% at over 8k votes! Hoollldddd it!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

A lot of misinformation out there.

Just launched a new site to ensure the public has access to fact-based data around the Southern CA wildfires.

The TRUTH:
- CA did NOT cut our firefighting budget. We have nearly doubled the size of our firefighting army and built the world’s largest aerial firefighting fleet.
- CA has INCREASED forest management ten-fold since we took office.
- California will NOT allow for looting.

Get the facts: https://t.co/kgUOGhcC0D