Sarah Heyward

I was supposed to be a child star

[Sarah Heyward @shinyunicorn]

If I don't receive a heart-shaped pizza before I die, I'll die.

[Sarah Heyward @shinyunicorn]

@UmbertoArte Is this a rental house? Details please!

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@rachsyme I still have a newspaper clipping of the real Sonora’s obituary

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@rachsyme 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@Iconawrites yup same

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@DanteMercadante @campsucks yup! Hi!

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@campsucks I had a day camp counselor named Dante MercaDante and my best friend got in trouble for calling him Dante MercaPenis.

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@nonmodernist @rachsyme I second this. My absolute favorite.

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@cadlymack This is art

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@allanmcatee Do you pay for Peacock Premium?!

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@daniellenuss No ridges. Makes all the seasonal shapes more delicious.

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@thatRamosgirl My thoughts exactly

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@allanmcatee Wow. This is exactly right.

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@rachsyme I’m gonna need links for those two items thanks

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@OnlineAlison Also did you notice The Real World’s Trishelle had an extended cameo in Christina/Henry?!

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@OnlineAlison @michcoll @JenniKonner I’m guessing an osteopath

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@bessbell 😭❤️😭

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@cadlymack Yes! Isabella Sosa ftw! She was part of our SKAM Austin fam 🧡

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@mindykaling 😭❤️😭❤️😭

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@flyLAXairport The women working at the newsstand in terminal 5 were not wearing masks over their noses.

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@flyLAXairport @JetBlue The agents checking our bags at a Terminal 5 had their masks pulled down - not covering their noses and in some cases not covering anything.