BasicallyBatman

25 yrs and just doing my best honestly

[Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart]

Daddy Daughter Double Battle (1/2)

[wagonsketches on 🦋 @WagonSketches]

I couldn't stop thinking about this tweet... So I had to... For elmo...

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

We are GIVING AWAY a LAMB PC with @aftershockpcAU !
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As a thank you to all the new Cult followers even if we're concerned about what you'll do with it if you win.🫡

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[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Around 250 million years ago, the Earth faced a catastrophic event known as the Great Dying, which caused mass extinctions. In the midst of this turmoil, an injured amphibian named Broomistega sought refuge from the harsh conditions. It found solace in a small, warm burrow, already occupied by a dormant Thrinaxodon, an ancestor of mammals, about the size of a fox.

Although the researchers discovered two puncture marks on Broomistega, they concluded that they did not match the Thrinaxodon's dental structure. Despite having broken ribs, Broomistega showed signs of healing, suggesting its injury wasn't due to a conflict with the Triassic creatures.

The cohabitation between Broomistega and Thrinaxodon was peaceful until a muddy flood suddenly buried them in the burrow while they peacefully rested together.

[Communies @communiess]

The strike has put this moment in perspective.

[Killian Ng🌱 @KLLiiNNG]

made a thing with paper

[crumb 🇻🇳 @cupTWOst]

(1/2) m...? #MissDandtheManthing #REBHFun

[Cristian Farias @cristianafarias]

Sotomayor to Thomas:

"The three Justices of color on this Court graduated from elite universities and law schools with race-conscious admissions programs, and achieved successful legal careers, despite having different educational backgrounds than their peers."

[Dr. Dr. Desi (she/her) @native4data]

I was accepted to Stanford 100% bc of affirmative action. A 15 yo rez girl living w kids from royal families & trust funds. When I worked for Stanford Admissions, I had to answer does Stanford practice aff action? My response was always yes bc the playing field isn’t level! 1/

[Danika Ellis @DanikaEllis]

"A student checked out 300 books the previous year & was proud to be the #1 user of the library. When state restrictions meant that the librarian could no longer order manga, this student quickly ran out of material. After a few weeks, he stopped coming to the library."

[docseuss.bsky.social @docsquiddy]

It's amazing how many people are like "if you just give them the right facts, they'll be converted!"

we literally know, through science, that people will refuse facts outright if those facts contradict what they already believe.

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

Star Trek in 1966:

[Kylee Henke @KyleeHenke]

If y’all want more insight on what happened to Zoobe… My videos went so viral that their head of marketing called me on skype & asked to pay me to make more. But they insisted on family-friendly content & language, which is the OPPOSITE of what gave their app its virality?? >

[Yilin @ The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter]

Um, hey @britishmuseum, it's come to my attention that your exhibit "China's hidden century" uses my translations of Qiu Jin's poetry, but you never contacted me for permission. Please note this is a copyright infringement! How are you going to fix this?? #NameTheTranslator

[barbie @abarbyworld]

Ok I have a good one -
One time I was meant to go on school trip and because I submitted my form a few minutes late, my teacher said I couldn’t go. My dad calls the destination we are visiting and plans a VIP tour. He drives me to school, and we wait for the bus to pull out…

[🌲✈GFFan🇨🇦💫 @forever_gf618]

Alex Hirsch managed to fool almost the whole Gravity Falls fandom for over a year with a single fake image of Old Man McGucket writing in the journals that he leaked on 4chan one day in April 2013!

He even pretended to be angry about it in a tweet and deleted it hours later.

[Sheryl Recinos MD @MdSheryl]

My dad took out a life insurance policy on me when I was a homeless teen so that he could “recoup his investments” if something happened to me.

Welp. Somebody doesn’t get any phone calls or annual presents from me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[🦋The Other Happy Place🦋 @otherhappyplace]

a LOT of people are giving very GOOD comics advice right now, about checking contracts, not taking bad deals. and it keeps sitting with me badly and i just realized why.

i am a woman. and i've heard this before. "don't wear a short skirt" "don't walk in that part of town"

[Dr. Ashley | Panicked Foodie (she/her) @PanickedFoodie]

There is no good (i.e., acceptable to medical professionals) way of communicating how severe your pain is.

"I'm in severe pain." - means nothing

"I can't do my basic ADLs b/c of pain" -means nothing

"I'm suicidal because of my pain" - get sent to psych ward w/o relief