Shira

Sketch comedy - @Aljeshira. Height - 5'1.

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is that a pocket in your pocket or are you just wearing cargo shorts

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@PhishVanGundy @foodbeast That’s a need

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On October 3rd, he asked me when The Life of A Showgirl comes out

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They should make a leaving your house that doesn’t cost $200

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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@MindyFurano ♥️♥️♥️

[Aaron West @oeste]

They said we can’t protect let us show you we can’t serve either 😭😭😭

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@RussellHFilm @FromPage2Screen @lategordon We sure do 😭😭😭💕💕💕

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@LouisPeitzman Saw this tweet immediately after noticing it myself and I’m floored. The elegance in this new tear!!!

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@RussellHFilm patriot act PATRIOT AAAACT

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do they make a lick mat but for ppl

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Kim at the #MetGala referencing herself

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@RussellHFilm Hell yes

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@RussellHFilm Infotainment

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@RussellHFilm Set It Up

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@RussellHFilm I found myself trying to figure out what year this rom com was meant to be filmed in bc it’s not 2023. When Reese says “I’ll see you later on the iNTerWeBZ” my soul left my fucking body.

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@AlannaBennett Frasier and One Tree Hill

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i’m ‘can’t drink water before i run errands unless each errand location has a bathroom so i can pee’ years old

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honey are you ok you’ve barely touched your menoraw

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@LouisPeitzman This moment was unfuckingreal

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@Maine_Char Hoping it’s all good for you in there 🙃