Jamie Pitt

[Jamie Pitt @shishoppy]

@Rogers @RogersHelps have had at least 5 outages in the past 3 or 4 months, including right now, is this the new norm? Might be time to find a provider who can keep the internet on for more than a few weeks at a time, what do you say @Bell ? #rogers #outage #nointernet #bored

[Jamie Pitt @shishoppy]

@HomeDepotCanada Just spent 45 minutes on the phone with your call center, still no resolution on my dishwasher, my hands are getting pruney from the washing of all my dishes over the last 7 weeks. I miss my friend, the diswasher. #badbusiness #missmydishwasher

[Jamie Pitt @shishoppy]

@HomeDepotCanada Cannot believe I have been waiting for my appliance for 7 weeks!!! And no one can even tell me where it is #unbelievable #notracking #noaccountability

[Jamie Pitt @shishoppy]

Hey, I just booked a game at Breakout Saint John! https://t.co/5ddpTYilgT

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Coke drinkers are more likely to have graduated college than Pepsi drinkers! --> http://t.co/uL00ll50

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

About 1/3 of Spongebob Squarepants fans are adults

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation's Sane People To Nation's Insane People: 'Please Stop Shooting Us' http://t.co/AJB9ABcI

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

A jockey had a heart attack and died mid-race. He still won! Details here ---> http://t.co/Pfp6s1R3

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

My day out with @JerrySeinfeld
http://t.co/ZyQVzMLB
Enjoy.

[dose. @dose]

At around 15 calories per 'serving,' sperm contains the same protein as the white of a large egg.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Smoking on Navy submarines was only banned last year! Details ---> http://t.co/X491ZB4M

[What's New On Netflix Worldwide @newonnetflix]

In case you missed the announcement last night, the brand-new What's New On Netflix has officially launched! http://t.co/OFgGMAd0

[Dose Hollywood @DoseOfHollywood]

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

AOL made 80% of its profits last year off of senior citizens! Details --> http://t.co/VgmBQqJa

[PlayStation Support US @PS_Support_US]

HOW-TO: Upgrade your PS3's hard drive without breaking warranty. Details: http://t.co/z5n0mxt0

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

In 1998, more fast food employees were murdered at work than police officers

[Roger Ebert @ebertchicago]

Outta da way of this steampunk wheelchair! http://t.co/UZr2dhXy

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Need an alibi? There's a company for that! Check out what they do - http://t.co/RehUywZ1

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I can't believe this is real. I knew football was tough, but this is insane. http://t.co/yBVAaajm

[Stern Show @sternshow]

The halls of SiriusXM are buzzing with the arrival of John, the guy w/ big balls http://t.co/1EdQBkq