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X.Ray Burns is the co-host of the Glen Jones Radio Programme on WFMU. He says awesome things.

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People who get mad at you for making fun of something they like is what's wrong with the world.

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Glen Jones & X.Ray Burns Kill the Holidays for @WFMU at @maxwellsnj Photos by @stubotnyc #shitXraySays #wfmu #ibj https://t.co/bn6LZYJV

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360 Degree Pic of WFMU Studio Today w Bill Kelly On Air , Glen Jones & X. Ray Burns & Friends: http://t.co/EIPLeC3y via @geoffgresh

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WORLD FAMOUS IN 360 DEGREES http://t.co/sj2tiafe

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‎"I'd rather hear the Philadelphia Eagles sing than hear Don Henley." #shitXRaySays

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‎"Any story involving Pete Rose is a good story." #shitXRaySays

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‎"This is the part of the year that makes me want to scratch my face apart. And I'm a man of all seasons." #shitXRaySays

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"What do you think Christmas is like at Lou Reed's house? It's black with black lights."

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@shitXRaySays "She looked like skinny Letterman in a wig."

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"They're not ready for me up in Hyannis Port." #ShitXRaySays

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"There's something, quite frankly, that the government has dropped the ball on. And that is the regulation of Chinese food." #ShitXRaySays

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"Never keep the Devil's head in a shoebox. Microwave it."

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"I told you that it's around this time of year that my liver starts to soak through my shirt."

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"It ain't what you do, its where and when that you do it. That's what X.Ray says." (via @InjectTruth)

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"You think the Vuvuzela is annoying? You should hear the sounds I make when you blow me."

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@ToiletWeek This is the officially sanctioned twitter feed for X.Ray. WORLD FAMOUS. http://bit.ly/9FPZAT

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"The price of not having anyone sit on your head is eternal vigilance."

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"Gin and juice; it's like grape juice that makes you want to hit your wife."