Shit Houses

Witness the shitness.

[Shit Houses @shit_houses]

@BarryClements I do love a carpeted bathroom.

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@BarryClements Burgundy is my fifth favourite bathroom suite colour. After avocado, apricot, brown, and purple.

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@GemmaCartwright @eabanter Go to the viewing anyway and just walk round tapping on all the walls. Agents love that.

[Shit Houses @shit_houses]

It’s the end of shit. BYE.

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Beautiful. https://t.co/JmhSdKqF8P

[alter.is Ian @alterisian]

@shit_houses nomination: https://t.co/QhfalsbG1b

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@kirstiemccrum I know, right? :\

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@JonAlpha2000 Yeah, apparently he's finding it a bit difficult to get out of his current place though..

[Estate Agency Banter @eabanter]

We've taken on a house where the vendor
has rebuilt his kitchen out of wooden pallets and made his own double glazing. His wife had left.

[Shit Houses @shit_houses]

Basement dwelling :( https://t.co/1rB6jJDYy0

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If there was a swingers club for chairs, it might look like this https://t.co/7jCrNey1Nt

[Shit Houses @shit_houses]

@eabanter 'homemade double glazing' is being added to my wish list. Can't believe I didn't even know it was a thing.

[Shit Houses @shit_houses]

@eabanter sounds like my kind of property

[Shit Houses @shit_houses]

@DansonProp actually think the kerb may be more appealing

[Shit Houses @shit_houses]

Fully fitted bathroom, would suit buyer who doesn't like to stand up in the shower. https://t.co/XxTPAn1Wh9

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Kerb appeal https://t.co/43zUqwPPFr

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I can't sleep, the carpet is too noisy. https://t.co/d9fMUANrsD

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@JayneHowarth It's a beaut.

[Knocker @KnockerApp]

An actual kindred, and possibly festive spirit to our pals, @shit_houses. https://t.co/xf1GgOWWMh

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Lovely border painted in shit_houses brown. Must have known we were coming. https://t.co/ffaq1uWDtw

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Another agent with mad photography skillz https://t.co/rip2sESvi2