Charlie 🐍

Pigeon enthusiast and cigarette eater. Working from Golden Goose, Birmingham, UK

[Charlie 🐍 @shitbird5000]

Nobody:

My brain, constantly mobbed with thoughts of birds: this taxi seat looks like a saddle billed stork

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Had my mind blown by @ChrisGPackham’s #evolution finding out that I’m descended from a vape @BBCEarth

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@Dan_0512 I don’t know you leave me alone

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They need to make a mounjaro for cigarettes

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@BBCSpringwatch crayfish larva?

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@Apple sort your shit out with the pencils, it’s a disgrace how limited the compatibility is on them all.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

this meme keeps popping into my head at random intervals like a catchy song

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

I WAS NOT EATING SAND

[ThatAverageJoe @AverageJoeSFM]

VERY british miku with a slice of wensleydale

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@basementghoul Duyer 🙏🏻

[Sai @gozamos]

@AssFucker4000 No, chimps must not smoke weed. To protect them, they can send the weed to me so I can destroy it

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Might have gone a bit mad drawing the incredible dragons from #HouseOfTheDragon

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A cheeky little freehand cowboy pigeon don’t mind if I do

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Horton hears a tramp? #subversive

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Hitting on single mums in a Gran Canaria Lidl

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Two fat men have taken up residence in my garden, one is slightly bigger than the other, which is nice because I like inclusivity

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I’m playing a card game with my uncle’s ghost