Brandor

saddest cowboy this side of the mississippi

[Brandor @shitheadbrandon]

couldn’t choose which one to post so why not both

[milk @milkinhisbag]

tried the big shirt no underwear strat around the house and got skid marks on my shirt

[𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖 @vers_laLune]

Just saw a Japanese dude smoking a cig in a Bentley. Real nigga alert. I wouldn't smoke in a Camry

[LeBron James @KingJames]

another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.  

Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!

🙏🏾🫡👑

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

psychosis is for retards, why the fuck would you take your own thoughts so seriously?

[boyhell @boyhell]

brute forcing the spiritual problem with a chemical solution

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Getting my Creative Juices Flowing (Drinking a lot of Alcohol and Smoking a lot of Weed and then having a Panic Attack)

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Mexicans be like, cause of death: ya le tocaba

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[John Sarrao @JSarrao]

Yea I'm gay... Gay for pusy #GuyCode