esti d’anglais

dont scare me i poop easily

[esti d’anglais @shitheadkat]

heard almond milk is killing the bees

[esti d’anglais @shitheadkat]

@Excision does anyone have the presale code?

[esti d’anglais @shitheadkat]

whats up twitter where did little bird go

[esti d’anglais @shitheadkat]

this is the only constant in my life

[williambanksLIVE clips @magnumclips]

Jojo Siwa sounds like something one of George Lucas’ racially provocative Star Wars characters would exclaim at a podrace

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[clintoris @clintoris]

Pussy pussy pussy…and furthermore, marijuana

[esti d’anglais @shitheadkat]

one thing about me is im willing to suffer the consequences of my own actions if it means i get to be lazy for five minutes

[keta @keta_mean_]

practically every other mammal hides & sleeps through the winter while Man in all their wisdom and pomposity decided to uphold summer productivity standards — and now if I, the mammal that I am, fall short - it’s deemed season affective disorder

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

chili is ableist. stew is racist. queso is fatphobic. are you taking notes. french onion soup denies the armenian genocide

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

Nice tits but where were u on September 11th 2001

[esti d’anglais @shitheadkat]

wtffff

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

when you're mean to me this is what you're being mean to

[jaz ¡ @uhmjaz]

real

[top mind @someduckingguy]

just gave your address to some spiders

[Brady @pebbut]

british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally

[charlie @chunkbardey]

stretching is of course hilarious. but it also may even have some health benefits as well

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

bro wtf u said u were a “bad boy” so explain why i saw sensodyne in ur bathroom

[esti d’anglais @shitheadkat]

men who think i need them are so funny. Babes im a gemini i got 6 other me’s to keep me company