Litizen Kane

what's the move lads we going over the top or what
he/him

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

Ooh...sorry haters 😎 😏 I have just become "beyond reproach."

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

MY FRIEND (SEARCHING THROUGH THE GRASS ON HIS KNEES): No no it has to be here somewhere. we only got engaged last month. Can you help me look for the ring?

ME: *scoffs* It was but a worthless curio devoid of power. Cold lifeless metal. To be honest I destroyed it with my magic

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

you can't please everybody all the time. not without the Amulet, at least.

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

Catching dome from a Junimo in the dying grandpa bed 🫦

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

Catching dome from a Junimo in the dying grandpa bed 🫦

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

in da silent hill. straight up "visitin it." And by" it" ha ha . Well Let's justsay. our special place

[mary tyler less @islandinmymind]

once upon a midnight dreary, while i bounced on it, weak and weary

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Can I be honest with you guys? Whenever I kill a buffalo I barely use like any of it lol

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

@TheCoratee @jennegatron sir are you licensed for that open carry

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Its Latin name– [licks lips] and I'm probably gonna butcher it–

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

pepsi

[pj @pjayevans]

(Guy who somehow has a Cap’n Crunch credit card) do you take Cap’n Crunch?

[karrah 💗 @karrahh_]

I’m going to (remembering I can’t make suicide jokes anymore) go whaling

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Hawk! The herald tuah sing
Glory to spit on that thing!

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

@jennegatron not me furiously trying to reach you Thursday morning upon realizing you're going to The Beach

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

(When someone shares their trauma with me) you gotta talk tuah!!! shrink bout that thang 😢

[Litizen Kane @ShitizenKane]

Anyone know any good starter utensils for someone interested in eating

[dopce @chromesandwich]

The invention of zero would've pissed me off, "we have real numbers to focus on" something I'd say