Shit Morning

PARODY Join us weekdays at 10.30am! Tweet using @shitmorning or #shitmorning. Not sure who'll be running the twitter account as Holly and Phil are never here

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Afternoon bummers #ThisMorning

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Today on #thismorning we won't be discussing the elephant in the room

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@xBettsy_ You'll be telling us next that you aren't

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@xBettsy_ No, but you're being abusive towards me for no reason. #ThisMorning stop being a queen.

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@xBettsy_ Have I been abusive towards you? Wind it in sweetheart #ThisMorning

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@xBettsy_ I work from home so it's not a problem

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No one's bothered about his sexuality #ThisMorning just the abuse of power

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Get ready for the trolls comment on Phills sexuality.. obsessed arseholes #ThisMorning

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On today's show we show you how to sweep the truth under the carpet #ThisMorning

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I wish someone would give them the chop #ThisMorning

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FFS turn over and watch Homes under the Hammer, it’s funnier than this shite #ThisMorning

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@RealBobMortimer What’s that in Lira?

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@scarlettpeach @phantom_flinger I’ve met amoebas with more charisma

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Ugly brats #ThisMorning

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Jeesus how many cunts fell for that? #ThisMorning

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We’ve got a live one #thismorning

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@AchtungCharlie Only if you haven’t taken it out the box

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I wouldn’t trust this guy to fly a kite #ThisMorning

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More distraught about losing her award than her Gran #ThisMorning

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Up cycling...just paint everything grey #ThisMorning