Shit Product Manager

CPO at FTX previously Theranos, WeWork and Flappy Bird.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Head of Engineering | Head of Sales
Head of Design | Head of Product

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

@realBobbyHealy I heard they’ve a drone delivery service coming out in Q4.

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Every conversation with ChatGPT

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Sam Almond

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Sam Altman: “For every 38,000 ChatGPT queries, that is the same amount of water that is used in the production of a single almond in California.”

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Vibing Killed the Coding Star

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@sama

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When one of the devs suggests something for roadmap.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Basically a European tech worker.

[legen @legen_eth]

The strait of Hormuz:

Saturday - closed
Sunday - closed
Monday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Tuesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Wednesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Thursday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Friday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Vibe coding is turning "I had an idea" into "I launched a product nobody will use”.

/ai laughs in tokens

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

How do I always hear about every company that confidentially files for IPO?

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Needs to select a cheaper model…

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

When you fire the copyrighter and replace them with AI.

[FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine]

"We got rid of our HR team.”

Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow defended sweeping workforce cuts at Bolt—including a recent layoff affecting roughly 30% of employees—as well as his decision to eliminate the company’s HR team.

#FortuneWorkplaceSummit | https://t.co/8iLEhnNoWf

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Those that can, do.

Those that can’t @LinkedIn.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

“We used to obsess about building great products but now we’re just a token reseller”

Name and shame!

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Well I for one am SHOCKED that the Metaverse didn’t become the hip hoppity place for all the cool dudez to hang.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

European engineers when @pagerduty goes off on a Saturday.

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

Following the ongoing situation in Iran, I am convening a special Security College on Monday.

For regional security and stability, it is of the utmost importance that there is no further escalation through Iran’s unjustified attacks on partners in the region.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

This will be a @HarvardBiz study in the next 12 months.

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@bhalligan Extra context… https://t.co/TiqeMXSvap

[Will Slaughter @BamaBonds]

In 3 years from December 2019 to December 2022, Block $XYZ more than tripled its headcount from 3,900 to 12,500.

Unwinding less than half an insane COVID overhiring binge has much more to do with Jack Dorsey's managerial incompetence than whether AI is going to take your job.

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Leadership is hard. Brown nosing is easy.

[@jason @Jason]

@jack @blocks Leadership is hard, but this feels like (another) visionary move. 🫡

Have never sold a share, since being a private investor in square 🙏🏼

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@bhalligan Employees