the morally corrupt faye resnick

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @shitpodisland]

I’m on so many stranger’s private stories and that’s a measure of realness ma boi

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Eggers will reportedly direct a new ‘LABYRINTH’ movie.

(Source: https://t.co/yUue4X7lW2)

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @shitpodisland]

@jenn1cadms fr

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @shitpodisland]

u see so many beautiful ladies with weird lookin dudes because men simply can’t be trusted to be hot

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women

[Shell @Shellerina_]

My curse was lifted do you want to hang out

[Dick the Impaler @gawkcid]

Someone should give her and Trent Reznor a studio, two grams, and lock the doors behind them.

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @shitpodisland]

don’t ask me what my dream job is if nepotism baby or time traveller isn’t good enough for u

[orion @orionvanessa]

being asked to speak up as a soft spoken person feels like psychological abuse and a humiliation ritual i’m not even kidding

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @shitpodisland]

straight male boudoir photographers need to die or go to therapy for their porn addiction

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

they would have walked the fuck out of the mile in gym class

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @shitpodisland]

I think nyc trust-fund hipsters might be my least favorite brand of person

[ok @slugcharmer]

i hate btches who are not curious abt the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

me applying for a new job:

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

watching the debate as a form of self harm

[suz @suzwhoever]

this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji

[may @verychicc]

you really do get over it on a random day …..