Antifa Messenger Crow

recently resurrected shitposting account

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

DM: A huge bugbear approaches you
GOP: I erect a magic wall
DM: You're out of spellslots
GOP: I make the bugbear use his spellslot
#GOPdnd

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

Sometimes u just gotta lock in. Like a tgirl in a chastity cage

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

*gollum voice*

"what's 'deez', precious?"

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

I'm sorry you want me to do WHAT on Eileen

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

Absolutely cooking

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

Google AI overview suggests adding glue to get cheese to stick to pizza, and it turns out the source is an 11 year old Reddit comment from user F*cksmith 😂

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

Do you think the King from Royal Match and Austin from HomeScapes ever explored each other bodies

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Are you telling me this bread is entering it's pan era

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

Regrettably we're back on this hellscape of a website

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

@LyingKJP @NBCNews You're not particularly smart are you

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

@pketedaloz @NBCNews Lmao you're not very bright are you.

Bolsonaro is far right and Brazil's government historically has been too but nice try kiddo

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

@PEITRblog @NBCNews Yeah, calling anything you disagree with fascism really does make it fascism huh

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@fox32news "HoW iS tHiS lEgAl?" Cope I guess

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@IsmaCS0 @FinitePhysicist @bzubs011 @sanjanacurtis You're not very bright are you

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

@PaulVallas Shut up fascist

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@balsamo_r @fox32news You're not very bright, are you

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

@happymedz1 @financebuzz Damn, I'm sure NOBODY has tried that before! And that giving people tips and tricks to managing debt better is genuinely an awful idea!

This is so insightful and well thought out, thank you king

[Black Maternal Health Caucus @BMHCaucus]

People who are incarcerated face unique risks during and after pregnancy.

The Justice for Incarcerated Moms Act, led by @RepPressley, invests in programs to improve maternal health care services for people in jails and prisons. #Momnibus

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

karen 👇🏻

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

@barstoolarabia

[Antifa Messenger Crow @Shitpostingcrow]

"hurp a durp we got caught being moneygrubbing and shitty to our entire community and now we gotta lie to save face" #OpenDnD #DnDBegone #OpenGamingLicense #DnD

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Over the past week we have witnessed an incredible outpour of passion and dedication from our community working together to protect and cultivate the inclusive environment of Dungeons & Dragons.

Please read our update on the Open Game License: https://t.co/9y4Z5MZpiq

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

i’m not even being dramatic when i say these are the most beautiful things i’ve ever been given