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She’s been living rent free in my head since 2015

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Hot take: these ice cream cones are just unflavored Cheetos

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Is K.K. Slider a good musician?

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Ever take one look at a guy and you just know his favorite movie is Captain America: Winter Soldier?

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@EmJay177 I am constantly peeing all night

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I wonder how the “come on Barbie, let’s go party” guy is doin these days

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I wipe like im a Fritos Scoop® trying to get the last bean out of a can of Nalley® Chili

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Drinking Whisky In My Munchkin® Sippy Cup

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Jeans in bed?

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It has come to my attention that I scoop hair product incorrectly

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New alter ego -Roy Donk- need suggestions for personality traits

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@senarosalie Just @ all of us next time

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Who’s trying to chill like the Ed-bois w/me

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Asking me how my day was and saying “happy holidays” isn’t a substitution for a tip

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Imagine putting toilet paper on every public toilet seat you sit on, couldn’t be me

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“Gettin’ brain in the library ‘cuz I love knowledge.”
-Ye

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@calebhenderer Let’s kick his ass

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You ever start watching hentai with your homies as a bit then one of them starts explaining important plot lines and when you should be paying attention?

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Also this whole argument is really only based on Last Resort

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It’s not even close I just want to reiterate that

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It’s not even close I just want to reiterate that

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Papa Roach is definitely in the running for being one of the top 3 rock bands of all time... and they aren’t number 2 or 3

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Papa Roach is definitely in the running for being one of the top 3 rock bands of all time... and they aren’t number 2 or 3