Shits I Do

Book reviews (I'm a slow reader), film and TV reviews, food and product reviews - and shits I do (literary).

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Cast your line out. Catch some fish. Fry them up and eat them for dinner with chips. Shit like this. (We just went to the Chinese takeaway up the road). (9:35pm. Medium. 2/5) #fishandchipfriday

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Your shit ain't nothing compared to this shit. This is a giant hard shit topped with a large helping of shitty soft serve. Shit was continuously coming out of my ass for like 5 minutes. This photo does it no justice. (8:42pm. Hard followed by soft. 4/5) #softserve #prouddad

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Fears are shit. Life's too short to worry about that crap! Check this momma out! (7:25am. Soft. 5/5) #fearisshit #lifestooshort (6/10/2020)

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Aside from not being grossed out by looking at them, this pursuit has also taught me that you can tell a lot about a person from their shit. This shit tells me I need to drink more water and have more naps. (11:03am. Hard. 4/5) #drinkmorewater #lifelessons (5/10/2020)

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

And so I've just been made aware of coprophilia. This account was created to satirise contemporary social media culture & the posting of daily mundanities - if, however, any shit fetishists happen to stumble across this account - welcome aboard! (11:33am. Soft. 3/5) #coprophilia

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

You are what you eat and aren't what you shit. Pearls of wisdom from yours truly. (10.08am. Medium. 2/5) #youarewhatyoueat #pearlsofwisdom (4/10/2020)

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Know this; if you have half a shit, the other half will definitely follow. (8:36pm. Medium. 3/5) #theotherhalf (3/10/2020)

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

You can't always have the giant shits you desire. Sometimes they come out in installments. (8:00pm. Medium. 4/5) #halfashit (2/10/2020)

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Can you tell that I enjoyed this one? It was bloody delightful! (7:41am. Soft. 3/5) #bloodydelightful (2/10/2020)

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Survive without shitting... good luck! I love me a good shit. This one I'd rate 5/10 on the satisfaction scale. (3:27pm. Medium. 3/5) #imasurvivor #goodshit (1/10/2020)

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

So I just got engaged! Yay me. (9:51am. Soft. 2/5) #nervousshit #yayme

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

When the laxatives are still doing their job. Had to scrub the bowl with this baby. (7:44am. Runny/soft. 3/5) #splat

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

You know what? When you need to go - you need to go. Did this one at the Toyota dealer (the laxatives finally kicking in). (1:32pm. Liquid. 2/5) #ohwhatafeeling

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Feel a bit constipated at the moment - actually had a couple giant logs that I'm mad (!!!) I didn't snap (forgot and flushed before taking photos). They were huuuuge! I even blocked the toilet with one - took a few flushes to get our down. (8:57am. Hard. 3/5) #biglogs

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Like, this was a couple days ago but who gives a shit. (3:37pm. Hard. 4/5) #idontgiveashit

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Hope you like this one! This one's for you. Small, but with love! Ahakoa he iti, he pounamu. (8:19pm. Soft. 3/5) #oneforyou #hepounamu

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Is there enough toilet paper in there to prevent splash-back? I think so. Chocolatey this one - I did eat half a pack of Pineapple Lumps the night before. (9:32am. Medium-firm. 4/5) #sweetlikechocolate

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Gone are the days when a quick shit meant a quick shit. Now I have to shit, take a photo (before I wipe my ass), take a mental note of the consistency and smell - and then find time to post it online. (10:33pm. Soft. 4/5) #painfulshit

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Look at consistency of this one: I think it's my favorite shit consistency - and a good colour to boot. (3:16pm. Soft. 5/5) #favouriteconsistency

[Shits I Do @shitsido]

Inside my guts a war was going on... this is the aftermath. One giant shit. (7:42am. Soft. 5/5) #theaftermath