Mark Misener

Minor Beer Expert 🍺
Mediocre Guitarist 🎸

[Mark Misener @shitstar18]

You might be surprised but vegans that are afraid of vaccines don't mind cocaine and cigarettes 💁‍♂️

[Mark Misener @shitstar18]

@theshitmanfart Flying Burrito Brothers

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Making friends at airport bars is my new favourite thing

[Mark Misener @shitstar18]

Dreamed I rode the streetcar from east PEI all the way to west BC and saw a lot of puddles.

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@TheThirstyWench Reminds me of a Cracked article I saw the other day: https://t.co/7vkCBpv5ms

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@DavidBermanBot @phomburg Camel

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I never knew what love felt like until I bought a weighted blanket

[Mark Misener @shitstar18]

You ever wake up and realize you sleep walked and turned the shower on for the whole night?

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@lilxslime Very handsome tech right there

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Toronto has made me realize why I've never been big into beaches. I'm totally a park person

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@ciderluv Nooooooooo

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How to tell your perfect roommate who always brings you a morning coffee, that everytime he opens the living room window in your basement apartment, you wake up ice cold shivering.

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@maximmorin As opposed to that juicy metro $3.09 tall can

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No one hates being single more than when looking at the price of one bedroom apartments.

[chump city @meganexcuses]

you either have a front bottoms ex or you are the front bottoms ex

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Last night I was the missing guy in the Hangover movies

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@sluurrm Bench press me please

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I'm just trying to train my senses but a Labatt Blue smells like a Chubby Chicken burger from A&W and I think I just need to go to bed.

[Mark Misener @shitstar18]

@KassindaRose If you want a good cry anime on Netflix, I recommend A Silent Voice

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@clarebelford My second guess showed I needed an X somewheres and I was like ......nah fuck this today