Fondugazi

I am the 97th quite bitter being

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

I guess my Twitter is now a place where I just simp for different types of beverages.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

Squirt is S-tier soda.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@ACTBrigitte You are so right!! Kid rock is all about AMERICAN and CHRISTIAN values. Here are my favorite lyrics from my favorite Kid Rock song:

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

I will. Oh captain my captain

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Jared Spurgeon i will never forgive you.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@memeticsisyphus Because you are.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@RepDickSwett @Rupper17 Yeah. Technically, they are.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@RepDickSwett @Rupper17 This is so annoying I’d rather drink my Dick Swett than ever read it again.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

People realizing that hockey is by far the most entertaining sport is such a joy

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Wait what? You can just… catch it in ice hockey??

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@RepDickSwett @Rupper17 I’m actually so embarrassed to be from the United States right now that I think the distinction is more important than ever. Canadiens are Americans. So are people from Argentina.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@BlaireWhite I have Nazi cunt fatigue

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@Timcast Fuck you, Tim. Truly… fuck you.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@matfcbpl @BR_OpenIce Wrong. Gretzky has the most points by an American because Canada is in North America.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@NHL_Muse No he doesn’t. Gretzky still has the most points by an American. Canada is a North American country. Patrick Kane has the most points by a player born in the USA

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@razorfist This is why I don’t delete this app

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So MAGA is now:
• Pro masks
• Pro gun control
• Anti free speech
• Anti protest
• Pro state violence

Do I have that right?

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@misfitpatriot_ you got this all wrong. There’s a lot of us that call you dumb fucks “bootlickers” that also thought people wearing masks in cars alone was a bit ridiculous (their choice though). So my advice to you is to realize you are nothing but a grifter who will lose. Enjoy It now, Nazi

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@cessonmute The way I read this was “oh no oh no oh no oh no ahhhh a good point thank god”

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@zolarya Go to a store that sells hockey equipment (dicks If you’re desperate) and try some on yourself and you’ll realize they are not all that cumbersome.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

I like the time before the game when the hockey guys play pretend

[shay @matboldy]

my queen…………….

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

The fact that the most skilled hockey player of all time is named “Connor McDavid” makes me think this is all a bit of a joke.

[Fondugazi @shitty_blake]

@EastEndJoe They had to walk away because they all got horny