shitty lil critter

i am going to rebel without a cause

[shitty lil critter @shitty_critter]

that milf teapot to the beast after going at it nasty style with belle:

[Aim Nothyng @BladeeCity]

Yoo chill im just a vessel ! didnt mean to flex on u bro Im just a vessel ,

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

“There's a terrible beast who devours pious women and it is STARVING”

[isa @girl20o6]

🧘🏻‍♀️

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[shitty lil critter @shitty_critter]

@Gregy_Online Wow,, ok

[girl @yurifangs]

"first responders" let's stop evangelizing them. they aren't heroes and they're called reply guys

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

smartest people I knew from high school:

-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Before the Islamic revolution the ayatollah actually dressed like an absolute dumpster slut

[shitty lil critter @shitty_critter]

@gooolixx I watched Al Jardine play the song at a concert and he stopped and restarted the song and got mad that his mind went to Ego instead of Answer. Before he changed it, i was thinking, ‘Is this his preferred take on it?’

[shitty lil critter @shitty_critter]

One time i saw a chinaman fishing at the local park hook a turtle. I thought he would eat it and i protested so he put it back. Wildlife warrior!

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

if you have a gun people will just let you rob them

[hamdi @xamdl4]

Super Mario 64

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

If you cannot afford a lawyer, the court will draw a picture of one for you.

[kim jong deux… @fabiodeuxbeer]

Before they combined the systems you used to be able to brick a New Zealand Woolworths self-checkout machine by scanning your Australian everyday rewards card

[Jab 🍉 @jab50yen]

World's most dedicated Time Crisis II player

[Kale asexual devotee of Mitski @submergedesoni]

the old man at the pokemon daycare center watching your pokemon breed

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

Every now and then I think of the Nintendo-tuber who came back after a long hiatus to release a video about his intentions to become a Benedictine monk, apologize for not actually playing the games he talked about, and disavowing all his reviews.

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

Previously, I posted about how Yoshi's Island bosses are shaped dynamically from cones. It turns out there is a way to see this in-game. If the cartridge is pulled out during a boss battle (PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS), the boss will revert back into its true cone form.