shittyartman🏳️‍🌈#RidingWithBiden

Scoundrel

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

every generation when some magic tech comes out changes how they think about the brain

where do you think "blowing off some steam" came from? our vision of ourselves and our language will shape to the tech of the day and in doing so will shape our mind to how we think about ourselves.

i don't think you are meat bags floating on a rock with a slow low power wetputer in hard case. i think you have many more units of value than that.

[trash @trashh_dev]

the perfect github repo doesn’t exi…

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

In Florida, this is perfectly legal if you are in your car and surrounded by protesters.

This is probably a big reason why we don’t have protesters blocking roadways in Florida anymore.

Governor DeSantis signed the bill in April of 2021.

[Nic Barker @nicbarkeragain]

It's kind of funny how a megabyte is either tiny or massive depending on who you ask

[shittyartman🏳️‍🌈#RidingWithBiden @shittyartman]

@wang_zuo @BHolmesDev You might be the only person I know of who likes database/sql

[Kalash @amikalash]

i'm hiring a rage coder (not vibe).

requirements:
> can rewrite the entire codebase at 3am out of spite
> thinks comments are for the weak
> says 'i will just build it myself'… and does

DM me.

[Josh @joshmanders]

I am fully convinced 99% of JavaScript developers are absolutely fucking retarded. Like literally retarded.

[shittyartman🏳️‍🌈#RidingWithBiden @shittyartman]

@charliermarsh Now do the language

[zack @zack_overflow]

We can densely pack, on the atomic level, 100s of millions of transistors in a square centimeter to get CPUs to do trillions of operations per second

But you're still writing Python web server slop that can only handle 100 requests per second

It's time to wake up anon

[effectfully @effectfully]

The same team implements the same interpreter in both Go and Rust.

The first-attempt Go implementation outperforms their fine-tuned battle-tested Rust version by 2x.

This day will go down as Black Monday in the history of programming languages.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Sometimes we need 30 mins

[Thomas Frank @TomFrankly]

Every developer:

“They want $10/mo for this app?! I’ll build it myself in 3 hours”

3,000 hours later:

“People should pay me $10/mo for this”

[kache @yacineMTB]

Advice to college grads:

Find a good woman who wants to get married and have kids.

Priority #1

They're out there

If you can't find them, you aren't looking in the right places (rust community meetup, furry conventions, etc).

[One Happy Fellow @onehappyfellow]

devs: “look at my code, it’s so modular, split into so many files!”

me jumping between 17 files trying to find where the actual logic lives, navigating the layers of virtual function calls:

[Feral Fetus @Feral_Fetus]

if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year

[shittyartman🏳️‍🌈#RidingWithBiden @shittyartman]

@MalteLandwehr Give it time

[shittyartman🏳️‍🌈#RidingWithBiden @shittyartman]

@StanManWithPlan @ZkPercipio @PastNostalgic @josevalerio Actually, you ignore the fact that env.JWT_SECRET is nullable. If JWT_SECRET is null because of invalid config, anyone would be able to forge an access token

[shittyartman🏳️‍🌈#RidingWithBiden @shittyartman]

@StanManWithPlan @ZkPercipio @PastNostalgic @josevalerio Havent used js for backend in an age, but im going to guess jwt.verify doesn't throw an error on an invalid token